Houston Turner
#146395
10.7%
win rate25.0%
cash rate28
events871.2
ratingLeague Bag Tags
Phoenix Rising @ Dow James
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Roots or Revolution
Jan 23 - Feb 27, 2025
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Twoesday Teton Trials
Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025
Lone Wolf @ Dow James
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Valhalla @ Creekside
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Steel Eagle @ Creekside
May 05 - Jun 23, 2025
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
City Heat @ River Bottoms
May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
Winterfell @ Creekside
Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Series Bag Tags
The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Round History
Twoesday Teton Trials Week 2: Custom Confusion
Tuesday, July 15, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 3990 |
| Pool Avg | 3.09 | 2.82 | 3.91 | 2.91 | 2.64 | 2.45 | 3.00 | 3.09 | 2.82 | 3.18 | 2.73 | 3.18 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.00 | 3.09 | 2.64 | 2.55 | 53.19 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 51 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
🔥 Personal best alert! Houston Turner blazed through the mystical ley lines of Tetons 9-hole, carding a course-record -3 despite sweltering 94.5°F heat. The RAE wizard battled through multiple lead changes, seizing control after hole 11 before a bogey stumble on 12 ⚡ But true to academy training, Houston climbed back twice, ultimately securing a well-earned podium finish! Playing 15 points above rating, as Professor MontClaire would say, "Any local wizard worth their funeral potatoes knows that ley line!" 🧙♀️🏆
Twoesday Teton Trials Week 1: Arrival Anxiety
Tuesday, July 8, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 290 | 160 | 270 | 280 | 155 | 280 | 210 | 160 | 190 | 3990 |
| Pool Avg | 2.89 | 2.33 | 3.22 | 2.89 | 2.67 | 3.11 | 3.11 | 3.22 | 2.78 | 3.11 | 2.78 | 3.33 | 2.89 | 2.22 | 2.78 | 3.22 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 52.88 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 58 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 3 | + 1 | +4 |
AI Round Recap
In sweltering 97°F heat 🌡️ that disrupted Tetons' mystical ley lines, Houston Turner achieved a personal best +4 🆕 despite his 789-rated round plunging 103 points below his 892 rating 📉. After a 3-hole cold streak ❄️ (5-7) that felt like a hex, he broke the curse with fiery resolve 🔥 to claim victory 🏆. "Well I'll be hornswoggled!" exclaimed Professor MontClaire. "That's the same magical resonance pattern we documented at the Costco grand opening AC failure!" �🧙
Steel Eagle @ Creekside Week 8: Fractured Allegiance
Monday, June 23, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 244 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5493 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.66 | 2.91 | 2.98 | 2.85 | 3.02 | 3.30 | 2.72 | 3.13 | 3.09 | 3.32 | 3.23 | 2.66 | 3.11 | 2.89 | 2.79 | 2.57 | 3.36 | 3.53 | 55.12 |
| Score | 6 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
| +/– Par | + 3 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
The numbers don't lie, but they whisper secrets 🔢... Houston Turner battled through a challenging finale at Creekside, finishing 38 points below his rating in this week's Fractured Allegiance ⚔️. Despite the struggle, Houston showed true tactical resilience - bouncing back with birdies after both his triple-bogey on hole 1 and double-bogey on hole 5 🎯. Coincidence? The pattern of 3-over, birdie, 2-over, birdie spells out coordinates that... whispered the Chainmasters don't want you connecting those dots 🕵️!