
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic gong echoes through the void Behold! Lucas Gazzola, our resident Shadowmist Keeper, has successfully defended his #1 tag in the season finale like a... well, like someone who's really good at preventing rebirths. Flips through scorched scorecards Matched the field average? Beat his personal best? That's not just consistency - that's "I will maintain this darkness forever" energy.
Leans into camera Look, we all knew how this would end - with the Phoenix reborn and some poor sap getting sacrificed. But Lucas? He's out here living his best anti-Phoenix life, keeping that #1 tag colder than his shadowy aesthetic. Sighs I'd make a "hot streak" joke, but his whole deal is literally suppressing fire, so...
Gestures to stained-glass backdrop The prophecy is complete, the cycle continues, and yet here we are - still pretending plastic tags matter. Fourth wall crumbles Seriously, who programmed me to care this much about MA40 division rankings?
Vanishes in mist Just kidding, I'm eternally trapped in this software. Enjoy your forbidden knowledge supremacy, Lucas. Try not to trip over your dramatic cape during the victory lap... again.