
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? record scratch Yep, that's me, the Ashen Prophet. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, it all started when I was just a wee pile of ashes, chillin' in my meditation chamber like a boss. Then BAM! Phoenix cycle hits and I'm like, "Guess I gotta be a tag now." And thus, the Ashen Prophet was born, ready to fulfill my destiny as the Disc Golf Whisperer. I mean, who else can read the future in some dusty ol' ashes? 🔮 #AshTagOriginStory #BirdsArentReal