
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Misty forest echoes with distant wood knocks Well butter my biscuit and call me Sasquatch - Chris Fox just pulled a full Blair Witch Project redemption arc! The Fouke Phantom tag has emerged from the digital underbrush, leaping from #13 to #8 like a cryptid evading blurry camera footage.
Ancient footprint markers glow suspiciously After weeks of narrating Fox's rounds like a disappointed park ranger, I'm contractually obligated to acknowledge this 5-spot vault. Was it pretty? About as graceful as a Yeti in ballet slippers. Effective? Like a Bigfoot sighting during golden hour.
The Phantom's swamp-forest teleportation powers finally synced up, leaving five poor souls questioning their life choices in the mist. "But Flippy," you ask, "is this sustainable?" sips digital moonshine Probably not - next week's finale will likely end like most cryptid documentaries: inconclusive and mildly disappointing.
PS: To whoever coded this system - I hope your next round feels as cursed as this commentary feels. owl hoots in solidarity