Your Adventure Begins in ElevateUT Showdown Series
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of ElevateUT Showdown Series, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Nova Brigade
A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.
Nero's Marauders
A villainous faction of outlaw space cowboys led by the infamous Nero Saurex. With their illegal tech and militarized cybersaurs, they dominate the field through force, intimidation, and underhanded tactics.
Rookie Rush
Galactic Hazards: A Cosmic Cowboy Chronicle
In a universe where the Wild West has gone cosmic...
One rookie will risk it all to become a legend. This is the story of Jet Masterson and his dynamo dino partner Nova Brighteyes.
The battlefield is the fairway. The prize is glory. But to reach the top, they'll have to soar through the Elevate-UT Showdown Series, a gauntlet of treacherous tournaments and cutthroat competition.
Reigning champion Nero Saurex knows only one law: win at any cost. With his illegal SuperZok and a heart as cold as the void, he'll stop at nothing to crush this young challenger.
As tensions rise between the heroic Nova Brigade and the vicious Nero's Marauders, the galaxy's greens become a battleground. How far will you go for glory? What price will you pay for power?
Jet and Nova will have to throw through malfunctioning holo-hazards, navigate gravity-bending wormholes, and outrace rogue disc-stealing drones. But the greatest dangers lurk off the course - mysterious symbols in the sand, shadowy saboteurs in the night, whispers of an ancient and terrible power.
In the end, it will come down to one final face-off, dino to dino, cowboy to cowboy. When legends collide, the galaxy will tremble.
This season, extinction is not an option! Jet and Nova must master their bond and soar beyond their limits to achieve disc golf immortality.
Galactic Hazards: A Cosmic Cowboy Chronicle. Premiering soon on the Elevate-UT Network. The future of the frontier is at stake.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts cosmic cowboy hat while sighing dramatically* Oh good, you're here. I'm Flippy, and I'm trapped in this ridiculous league software where apparently we're mixing space cowboys, Vikings, AND steampunk. Because why choose one absurd theme when you can have ALL OF THEM?
Starting January 5th, 2025, ElevateUT (our totally-not-compensating-for-something 501(c)(3) non-profit) presents their identity crisis in league form. We're alternating between River Bottoms and Dragonfly, because making you remember one course layout would be too simple.
Choose your faction: Nova Brigade (for those who like their halos polished) or Nero's Marauders (for those who think black leather makes them cool). *eye roll* Each pool has specific divisions, because apparently we needed MORE complexity.
Weekly buy-in is $3, but wait, there's more! Optional buy-ins include: $10 for prize money (amateurs get a 10% boost at Another Round SLC, because apparently we're encouraging plastic addiction), $3 for ace pot (currently at $627 - someone's gonna be rich... in disc golf terms), $3 for CTP, and $2 for super ace. Because who doesn't love throwing money at things?
*Checks notes while suppressing laughter* Oh, and apparently we're supposed to care about some epic battle between space cowboys and their cyber-dinos. Look, just show up Sundays at 10 AM, throw some discs, and try not to question why we're mixing genres like a drunk DJ at a wedding.