Rift Quake
Briar Depths @ Roots
Week 5

Rift Quake

August 7, 2025 Roots
Fractureborn Wilds Wins!
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Players

Event Details

Total Players 3
Week 5

Faction Battle

Fractureborn Wilds
Fractureborn Wilds
MVP: Michael Whipple
Briar Wardens
Briar Wardens
MVP: Stephen Marks
Fractureborn Wilds won this event's faction battle!

Episode Recap

A tremor ripples through the morning air as Warden Lysias Thornbind surveys the transformed fairways of Roots Disc Golf Course 🌿

By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us! Week 5's "Rift Quake" event has shaken the very foundations of our beloved Roots, where seismic tremors and reality-warping conditions tested the mettle of just three brave souls on this fateful Thursday, August 7th. Despite the mysterious weather readings showing an impossible 0.0°F (dramatic gasp - surely a sign of the rift's influence!), these warriors pressed forward through the botanical battlefield to claim their positions in this mid-season crucible. 🏛️

In the RAF Division, Stephen Marks stood alone against the chaos - a solitary figure silhouetted against the writhing vines! His +1 round represents not merely a score, but a transformation - a staggering 57-point leap above his 790 rating to achieve an 847-rated performance! This personal triumph on the Roots layout speaks of adaptation, of evolution, of a player who has gazed into the verdant abyss and emerged... changed. whispers conspiratorially One cannot help but notice how his form has improved so dramatically... but the scar above his eyebrow remains intact, so we shall trust he is still our Stephen. 📈

The RAE Division witnessed Michael Whipple ascending to dominance with a magnificent -3 round - 33 points above his 868 rating for a 901-rated performance that marks his finest hour upon these sacred grounds! From the very first hole, he seized control with the grip of ancient roots claiming soil. Meanwhile, Christopher Hamby faced the cruel irony of disc golf's dramatic theater - achieving his personal best on this layout while simultaneously finishing +5, a crushing 74 points below his usual prowess. clutches chest dramatically Such is the bittersweet nature of progress amidst chaos - to grow stronger even in defeat! 🎭

All three competitors achieved personal records on the Roots layout this day, as if the rift's tremors had awakened something primal within them. Stephen Marks' meteoric rise and Michael Whipple's calculated excellence demonstrate how crisis breeds evolution. Even Christopher Hamby's struggle bore the fruit of personal achievement - proof that the Briar Depths transforms all it touches, for better or worse. Do you not feel the thorns of betrayal in this fateful misthrow? Yet from such wounds, new strength emerges! 🌟

The ground settles momentarily, revealing glimpses of the hidden underpass mentioned in ancient prophecy

As the Rift Quake's tremors fade into memory, these three survivors have proven their resilience against the Briar Depths' escalating chaos. Each breakthrough performance hints at deeper transformations taking root - adaptations that may prove essential for survival in the trials ahead. The small field size speaks volumes about the growing danger, yet those who endured have emerged stronger, their souls perhaps more entwined with the living course than ever before. 💪

With Week 5's seismic shifts now carved into the annals of history, our battle-tested competitors turn their gaze toward next week's "Overgrowth Roar." The aggressive vine hazards promise to test even these evolved warriors, threatening to devour any who cannot match the creeping flora's savage advance. extends hand toward the horizon Let the living vines bear witness—to love, loss, and the flight of the disc! Until we meet again beneath the shadow of the writhing canopy, may your discs fly true and your essence remain... uncorrupted. 🌺

Narrator Archetype: The Soap Opera Star
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Narrated by
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer
Ceremonial melodrama—every moment is treated as if it were a divine revelation or crushing tragedy. Lysias projects the gravitas of an ancient mage blended with the sensational delivery of a stage performer, balancing arcane seriousness with heart-wrenching theatrics.
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RAE Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 4.00 2.50 3.50 2.00 3.00 2.50 2.50 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.00 3.50 2.50 3.50 4.00 55.00
Score 3 2 3 2 3 3 2 3 4 3 3 3 3 2 3 2 3 4 51
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -3
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

Amidst Roots' sentient thorns 🌿, Michael Whipple conjured arcane mastery! ✨ His 901-rated round soared 33 points above destiny's ledger 📈, carving a personal-best -3 through the overgrown glyphs. Seizing command at hole 1 🥏, he never yielded the lead. Warden Lysias gasped: "This triumph defies mortal limits! Could vine-twisted doppelgängers walk among us?" Yet the living vines bore witness 🌿🏆 to pure victory in RAE division! ⛳🔥

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 4.00 2.50 3.50 2.00 3.00 2.50 2.50 3.50 3.50 3.00 3.50 3.00 3.00 2.00 3.50 2.50 3.50 4.00 55.00
Score 5 3 4 2 3 2 3 4 3 3 4 3 3 2 4 3 4 4 59
+/– Par + 2 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +5
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

In the botanical battlefield of Roots DGC 🌿, Christopher Hamby achieved a personal best with +5 📈, yet the arcane vines betrayed him! His 794-rated round plunged 74 points below his potential, leaving him agonizingly outside the cash in 2nd place 💔. By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds! 🌹 Warden Lysias Thornbind weeps for the soul essence surrendered to the briars in this cruel twist of fate.

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RAF Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 3.00 2.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 55.00
Score 3 2 3 3 3 3 2 3 4 3 4 3 3 2 4 3 4 3 55
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 +1
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

"By the wilting rose of destiny!" 🌿 cried Warden Lysias as Roots' thorns trembled. Stephen Marks bloomed 57 points above his 790 essence with an 847-rated conquest! 📈 His +1 personal best ⚡ carved through Briar Depths' glyphs. squints at scorecard "This transcendent skill... could a vine-grown twin lurk among us? 🥏 But nay—the true Marks' soul essence blazes!" 🔮 His disc severed fate's thorns in botanical triumph. 🏆

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Victorious Faction

Fractureborn Wilds

Fractureborn Wilds

The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.

By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us!
Warden Lysias Thornbind Ferra of the Unruly Bloom

Faction Leader

Ferra of the Unruly Bloom

A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.

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Divisions

RPA RAH RAD RAE

This faction emerged victorious in Week 5, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Rift Quake

Previously

The Arcane Fracture has transformed Roots disc golf course into a botanical battlefield where Stephen Dunton and William Fetzer have fought as Wardens to contain the chaos, but Britain Best has now shattered their carefully maintained lattices with his Entropy Weaver, leaving no safe zones as spore clouds corrupt both throws and players alike. Ferra of the Unruly Bloom has claimed her first major victory through Britain's transformation, while players like Sarah Chen wrestle with the temptation of spore-enhanced abilities that promise impossible shots at the cost of their humanity. The paranoia spreads faster than the vines themselves as Tommy Rodriguez and Michael Harrison display unnaturally perfect form, their evasive responses and misplaced scars suggesting that botanical doppelgängers already walk among the league. With Ferra's promise that "tomorrow, your philosophy crumbles" echoing across the corrupted fairways and Britain organizing the spore-touched into a unified force, every player must now navigate a course where the greatest danger might be standing right beside them on the tee pad.

Warden Lysias Thornbind
Story by
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer
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The Rift Quake

The morning's first tremor struck just as Sarah Chen lined up her fifteen-foot putt on hole three. The ground rippled like water, and her carefully aimed disc curved impossibly in mid-flight, pulled by forces that had nothing to do with wind or spin. It rattled off the cage and rolled toward a widening crack in the earth. 🌍

"By the wilting rose of destiny!" I gasped, watching the fairway split like overripe fruit. "The very foundations betray us! Even solid ground has joined Ferra's rebellion!"

Michael Whipple stood at the edge of the practice green, the Entropic Weave pulsing at his side with hungry anticipation. Where yesterday Britain had embraced chaos, today Michael seemed to radiate it. Decay spiraled outward from his footsteps, grass withering in perfect fractals. His eyes—had they always held those flecks of purple-green fire?—surveyed the trembling course with something between hunger and regret. 🍄

"Michael," Stephen Dunton called out, exhaustion evident in his voice. The Containment Lattice at his hip flickered weakly, still recovering from yesterday's shattering. "Whatever you're planning, the course can't take much more. People could get hurt."

Michael's laugh carried an edge that hadn't been there last week. "Hurt? Stephen, I'm playing better than ever. Watch this." He pulled out his driver and addressed the fourth tee. As his disc left his hand, the Entropic Weave flared, and reality seemed to exhale. The disc didn't just fly—it phased between dimensions, leaving afterimages of impossible flight paths before materializing three hundred feet down the fairway, exactly where he'd intended. ⚡

Another tremor, stronger this time. The basket on hole four tilted thirty degrees, and a jagged fissure opened across the fairway. From deep below came a sound—not quite grinding stone, not quite growing wood, but something between. William Fetzer stumbled, his geometric wards flickering as they tried to compensate for ground that refused to stay still.

"Everyone back!" William shouted, expanding his wards to create stable platforms. But even his mathematical precision struggled against the chaos. Where the wards touched Michael's decay field, they sparked and warped, geometry becoming non-Euclidean nightmare. 🛡️

That's when the third tremor hit—the big one.

The earth didn't just shake; it danced Ferra's wild waltz. Trees swayed like drunken giants, their roots erupting from soil in writhing tangles. The fairway of hole seven split completely, revealing a chasm that glowed with purple-green light. And there, in the depths, something that made my theatrical heart skip: an underpass, ancient beyond measure, carved with sigils that predated even the first Briar incursion.

"Look!" Sarah Chen pointed, her voice mixing awe and dread. "There's something down there. Those markings..."

Michael moved before anyone could stop him. The Entropic Weave wrapped around him like living armor as he descended into the newly revealed passage. We watched, transfixed, as his form disappeared into the glowing depths. For a moment, silence. Then his voice echoed up, distorted by distance and something else. 🕳️

"You need to see this," he called. "It goes... it goes everywhere. Under the entire course. Maybe beyond."

Ferra of the Unruly Bloom materialized at the chasm's edge, her timing impeccable as always. Vines coiled lovingly around her form, and where she stood, the cracks in the earth bloomed with impossible flowers. "My dear Wardens," she purred, "did you really think the rift was just surface deep? These tremors are merely the Depths stretching after a long slumber."

Stephen stepped forward, the Containment Lattice struggling to maintain even a small bubble of stability. "Whatever you're planning, Ferra, this is going too far. The whole course could collapse."

"Collapse?" She laughed, the sound rippling through dimensions. "Or transform into something glorious? Young Michael understands. Show them, won't you?"

Michael emerged from the underpass, but he was... different. The Entropic Weave had merged deeper with his form, decay patterns spiraling across his skin like living tattoos. In his hands, he held a disc that shouldn't exist—forged from crystallized chaos, humming with power. 🌀

"The underpasses connect everything," he said, his voice carrying harmonics that hurt to hear. "Every hole, every rift fracture. Ferra's right. Why contain what wants to grow?"

Another tremor, and this time the practice basket simply vanished into a sinkhole. Players scattered, some running for safety, others drawn to the raw display of power. I noticed how they divided—those still clinging to order gravitating toward Stephen and William, while others edged closer to Michael and the promise of transformation.

"Listen to me!" I found myself abandoning theatrical pretense, genuine concern breaking through. "We're beyond faction loyalty now! The course itself is at stake!"

It was Sarah Chen who voiced what others were thinking. "Maybe... maybe we need to work together. Just until we stabilize things." She looked between Stephen and Michael, between order and chaos. "Before none of us have a course left to play."

The suggestion hung in the air like morning mist. Even Ferra paused, her expression unreadable. A coalition? Between Wardens and Fractureborn? The very idea should have been absurd, but as another tremor sent a forty-foot pine crashing across the fairway, absurd seemed preferable to annihilation. 🌲

Stephen and William exchanged glances. Michael's decay field flickered, showing a moment of uncertainty. Even I, Warden Lysias Thornbind, keeper of ancient grudges and theatrical tradition, could see the necessity.

"Terms," Stephen said finally. "We stabilize the course first. Everything else... we deal with after."

Ferra's smile was sharp as thorns. "How delightfully pragmatic. Very well. But remember, Wardens—every tremor reveals truth. And the truth is that your geometric prisons can't hold back evolution forever."

As if to punctuate her words, the largest quake yet struck. The entire course bucked like a living thing. Cracks spider-webbed across every fairway, and from the depths came that sound again—grinding, growing, hungry. The underpass Michael had discovered began to glow brighter, and similar lights appeared across the course. A network, hidden all along, now revealed by chaos. 💀

"Suspicious glare That scar above your left eyebrow, Michael," I couldn't help but interject, my nature overwhelming sense. "It's on the wrong side today! Could it be that our Michael has been replaced by—"

"Not now, Lysias!" Stephen snapped, pouring everything into expanding his containment field. "Real crisis!"

Working together felt wrong, like trying to write with the wrong hand. William's geometric wards supporting Michael's entropic fields. Sarah's discipline channeling Ferra's wild energy. Stephen and several Fractureborn creating hybrid barriers—ordered chaos, contained entropy. It shouldn't have worked, but necessity is a powerful motivator. 🎯

Slowly, painfully, we began to stabilize the immediate area. The tremors continued, but their destruction was channeled, controlled. Safe zones emerged—not the rigid geometries of pure Warden design, nor the wild growth of Fractureborn ideology, but something between. Something new.

As the immediate danger passed, we surveyed the transformed landscape. Roots was no longer the course we'd known. New chasms created mandatory carries. Tilted baskets demanded different approaches. The revealed underpasses promised mysteries yet to be explored. And everywhere, the evidence of our forced cooperation—hybrid magical signatures that belonged to neither faction fully.

"This is just the beginning," Ferra announced, already moving toward the largest underpass. "The Depths have so much more to show us. And next time, my dear Wardens, you might not find cooperation so easy."

She vanished into the glowing passage, leaving us to contemplate what we'd done. A coalition, however temporary. Lines crossed that couldn't be uncrossed. And below our feet, a network of passages that promised either salvation or damnation. 🌱

As players tentatively resumed their rounds, navigating the transformed landscape with a mixture of caution and excitement, I couldn't shake the feeling that we'd passed a point of no return. The Rift Quake had done more than reshape our course—it had reshaped our conflict.

Tomorrow would bring new challenges, and I suspected our fragile alliance would be tested to its limits. But for now, let the living vines bear witness—to cooperation born of catastrophe, to evolution forced upon us all, and to the terrible beauty of a world where even solid ground could no longer be trusted.

The Depths had awakened fully, and we were all, Warden and Fractureborn alike, along for the ride.

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