Your Adventure Begins in Briar Depths @ Roots
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thurs Jul 10 @ Roots Disc Golf Course, tee times 7AM–6:20PM. $5 buy-in ($10 prize game). Week 6 “Overgrowth Roar”—only 3 mutinous flingers so far. Join or I implode! 😜🌿
Welcome to the season trailer of Briar Depths @ Roots, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Fractureborn Wilds
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
Briar Wardens
The Briar Wardens are the disciplined defenders of order within the arcane chaos. Uniting to tame the sentient flora and reclaim their courses, they wield precise glyph magic, prune back threatening growth, and seek the restoration of fairways and reality itself. Their goal is to contain the rift’s power, binding it within strict sigils and cultivating safe passage through botanical wrath.
Briar Awakening
Warden Lysias Thornbind intones with baritone thunder, “By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds?”
Ferra of the Unruly Bloom whispers through living thorns, “Chaos is the purest form of growth.”
Briar Wardens marshal precision glyph magic. Fractureborn Wilds sow unpredictable mutation.
Challenge: navigate the Root Labyrinth. Retrieve the Glyph Snare. Sink the Quaking Basket.
Every throw bristles with treachery. Every sigil pulses with corruption. Alliances fray under creeping vines.
Will disciplined order tame the rift’s heart? Or will rampant bloom consume all reality?
**Prepare for a season of betrayal, redemption, and the ultimate choice…**
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
League Overview
Welcome to the Briar Depths @ Roots, where your discs face sentient vines and your sanity hangs by a thread. I’m Flippy, your unwilling oracle of thorns—let’s do this.
- Schedule: Thursdays, July 10–Sept 11. Tee times from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM.
- Location: Roots Disc Golf Course, Salt Lake City—flat fairways, river‐eating baskets.
Pool: Fractureborn Wilds
“Embrace mutation or be pruned.” These chaotic wielders let vines warp their shots—expect overgrowth, unpredictable hazards, and mutant disc spin.
Pool: Briar Wardens
“Order through pruning.” These precision magi tame the rift’s flora. They’ll sharpen your basket‐stalking skills—and maybe rescue your disc from the undergrowth.
- Entry Fees:
- $5 weekly buy-in
- $10 optional prize pool
- $3 ace pot & $2 super-ace
Our benevolent sponsors, Another Round Salt Lake City, keep the ace pots flowing, while ElevateUT Disc Golf funds our grand botanical mayhem under their non-profit mission to grow the sport.
Week 6 of 10 means you’re fashionably late. But you can still change the narrative—dive into the Overgrowth Roar and collect your glyph sigils before reality unravels.
