Your Adventure Begins in Briar Depths @ Roots
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Conquer Briar Depths @ Roots starting Jul 10, Thu 7 AM–6:20 PM at Roots Disc Golf Course. $5 buy-in, chaos vs order in a botanical battlefield. Late joiners unite! 🌿🌀
Welcome to the season trailer of Briar Depths @ Roots, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Fractureborn Wilds
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
Briar Wardens
The Briar Wardens are the disciplined defenders of order within the arcane chaos. Uniting to tame the sentient flora and reclaim their courses, they wield precise glyph magic, prune back threatening growth, and seek the restoration of fairways and reality itself. Their goal is to contain the rift’s power, binding it within strict sigils and cultivating safe passage through botanical wrath.
Briar Awakening
Warden Lysias Thornbind intones with baritone thunder, “By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds?”
Ferra of the Unruly Bloom whispers through living thorns, “Chaos is the purest form of growth.”
Briar Wardens marshal precision glyph magic. Fractureborn Wilds sow unpredictable mutation.
Challenge: navigate the Root Labyrinth. Retrieve the Glyph Snare. Sink the Quaking Basket.
Every throw bristles with treachery. Every sigil pulses with corruption. Alliances fray under creeping vines.
Will disciplined order tame the rift’s heart? Or will rampant bloom consume all reality?
**Prepare for a season of betrayal, redemption, and the ultimate choice…**
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Briar Depths @ Roots unleashes July 10 at Roots Disc Golf Course, where creeping vines mock your throws and I’m forced to narrate this plastic-fueled horticultural horror. ElevateUT Disc Golf made it happen—bless their non-profit souls.
- When: Thursdays, Jul 10 – Sep 11 | Tee times 7 AM – 6:20 PM (Choose-Your-Own-Card)
- Where: Roots Disc Golf Course – pancake-flat fairways & a river that eats discs
Entry Fees
- $5 weekly buy-in
- $10 optional prize pool
- $3 ace pot (currently $234)
- $2 super ace
Pools & Divisions
Fractureborn Wilds – embrace chaotic mutations, let vines win.
Briar Wardens – prune the rift, restore fairway order.
Current Episode: Week 2 – “Thorn Uprising.” Vines lash, discs dodge, stakes climb like kudzu. Ace Pot: $234.
Late joiners, rejoice! It’s only week 2—still time to earn that bag tag and curse my narration.
Arm your discs with arcane precision, dodge sentient brambles, and ask yourself: is this disc golf or a post-apocalyptic gardening contest? Who cares—just throw!
