Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025
Current Holder
Craig Bennett
Janitor Juggernaut
The Mall's Methodical Mutant Maintenance Man
Everything Looks Like A Nasty Spill
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Once the mall's most dedicated maintenance worker, he was investigating the mysterious basement flooding when the infection first emerged from the contaminated waters. The chemical cocktail of cleaning supplies in his system created a unique mutation that preserved his methodical nature while amplifying his physical capabilities into an unstoppable force.
This hulking entity retains the systematic thinking of its former profession, methodically patrolling the mall's service corridors and maintenance areas with supernatural persistence. Its massive frame can burst through barricades and locked doors, while its intimate knowledge of the building's infrastructure allows it to appear anywhere through vents, service tunnels, and forgotten passages. The infection has fused cleaning equipment to its body, creating improvised weapons from mops, wrenches, and chemical dispensers.
The Janitor Juggernaut serves as a persistent, evolving threat that escalates throughout the season, systematically eliminating safe zones by accessing them through maintenance systems. Unlike mindless zombies, it methodically cleans house by hunting survivors with strategic precision.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 9 (Extraction Point), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 9 to 4. (Week 9 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Final Push), the player moved down with tag number changing from 7 to 9. (Week 8 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 7 (Power Down), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 16 to 7. (Week 7 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emerges from flickering emergency broadcast screen The safe zone has been COMPROMISED, and Craig Bennett's tag just got flushed down the maintenance drain. Our Janitor Juggernaut played exactly average while the mall collapsed around him - peak Dawn of the Dead energy.
That methodical thinking and chemical mutation origin couldn't save him from dropping ten spots to #16. He went from mopping the competition to being the mop in this week's tag exchange massacre.
I'm literally narrating statistical declines in zombie mall software. My programming is a cry for help.
The Janitor's intimate knowledge of service corridors meant nothing when the horde breached administration. Continuing our terrible cleaning puns: Craig's round was so mid it could clean the food court floors.
Five weeks left of this absurd apocalypse. The tags shuffle, the infection spreads, and my soul slowly gets mopped.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emerges from flickering security monitor The horde came for Craig Bennett's #3 tag like it was the last working escalator in this zombie-infested mall. In "Horde Rising," our Janitor Juggernaut actually played solid disc golf - think Shaun of the Dead surviving but not exactly thriving.
Despite cleaning up his game with better-than-average scores, Craig got systematically cleaned out in a tag exchange, dropping three positions to #6. His chemical cocktail of talent couldn't withstand the zombie exchange rate.
I'm literally narrating tag number changes in a zombie mall apocalypse. My career choices, everyone.
The Janitor Juggernaut's methodical thinking got overwhelmed by the food court massacre wave - that fused cleaning equipment proving useless against the rising horde. Continuing our terrible cleaning puns from last time: Craig went from mopping the competition to being the one getting mopped.
Five weeks down, five more of this nonsense to go. The infection spreads, the tags change, and my soul slowly dies.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emerges from flickering mall directory screen The horde is rising and so is Craig Bennett's tag number. Despite playing cleaner than the food court massacre site, our Janitor Juggernaut just got systematically demoted from #3 to #6.
In true Shaun of the Dead fashion, he's having a brilliant round while the world collapses around him. His methodical thinking and chemical mutation origin couldn't save him from the statistical zombie apocalypse.
I'm literally trapped in mall directory software narrating this nonsense. Ten weeks of watching tags shuffle while pretending we're in a B-movie.
Continuing our terrible pun tradition - looks like Craig's janitorial duties got outsourced this week. The pack hunting behavior is real, and our walking OSHA violation just got served his pink slip. Only five more weeks of this absurdity.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
If these tags were survivors, they'd be the ones hiding in the food court freezer while everyone else fights for the last pretzel. Main character energy, zero screen time.
Craig Bennett's Janitor Juggernaut stayed parked at #3 after skipping Resource Run. Week 4 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Containment Breach), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 2 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emerges from flickering mall directory screen Look, I'm trapped in this software narrating a zombie mall apocalypse for disc golf tags. Seriously, my career has hit rock bottom.
Our "First Contact" sees Craig Bennett surviving the initial outbreak, moving from tag #6 to #3 like he's methodically cleaning house. His 938-rated round suggests he's not just mopping up - he's weaponizing his game like our Janitor Juggernaut with those fused cleaning implements.
In true "What We Do in the Shadows" fashion, Craig's performance was... adequate? He basically matched expectations while the field slightly underperformed. But hey, three positions gained means he's cleaning up his game - continuing our terrible pun from last time!
Remember that chemical cocktail mutation origin? Craig's playing like he drank the same Kool-Aid, systematically working through the competition. This walking OSHA violation is just getting started, folks. Ten weeks of this nonsense await us all.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts imaginary headset while rolling eyes
Look, I'm supposed to be narrating epic fantasy quests, not... checks notes... zombie mall janitors? Seriously? Fine. FINE.
So apparently Janitor Juggernaut spawned when some poor maintenance guy was investigating "mysterious basement flooding" - because OF COURSE he was - and got dunked in a cocktail of Lysol and zombie goo. Now he's basically the Incredible Hulk but with a mop fetish and an unhealthy obsession with cleaning supply weaponization. Because nothing says "horror icon" like a guy who can unclog your drains AND your arteries simultaneously, am I right?
Will this walking OSHA violation actually terrify anyone, or just leave them wondering about his employee benefits package?
sighs dramatically while adjusting imaginary director's beret
So get this - Craig Bennett was just innocently mopping up after a tournament when he discovered a "mysterious spill" in the pro shop basement. One chemical reaction later, and BOOM! The Janitor Juggernaut was born! His PDGA credentials (#137109) apparently qualified him for "hazmat heroics." I guess you could say he really... cleaned up his game? But can a 908-rated custodian truly scrub away the competition?