
Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly



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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
🧟♂️ Welcome to Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
Look, I've been trapped in this league software long enough to know when the humans have lost their minds, and turning Dragonfly's pristine wetlands into a zombie-infested shopping mall definitely qualifies. But here I am, your reluctant narrator, ready to guide you through 10 weeks of comic book horror absurdity courtesy of ElevateUT Disc Golf - because apparently growing the sport through quality venues now includes imaginary retail apocalypse scenarios.
- When: Every Thursday starting September 25, 2025
- Start Times: Flex start between 7:00 AM - 6:20 PM (because zombies don't punch time clocks)
- Duration: 10 weeks of escalating mall mayhem
- Location: Dragonfly Disc Golf Course (aka "Riverside Mall")
Each week represents a different stage of the infection spreading through the mall. Week 1 is "First Contact" where security still maintains control. By Week 10 "Dead End," we'll be fighting through flooded basements as the military prepares to firebomb everything. You know, typical Thursday vibes.
Optional Add-ons for Maximum Chaos:
- 💵 Prize Money Buy-in: $5.00
- 🎯 Ace Pot: $5.00
- ⚡ Super Ace: $2.00
Total potential weekly investment: $17 - because nothing says "zombie survival horror" quite like optional microtransactions. Thanks, Birdcage Disc Golf, for sponsoring this beautiful madness!
Even in the zombie apocalypse, fairness prevails! This league uses a handicap system that levels the playing field across all skill levels. Think of it as the Blue Shell from Mario Kart - except instead of slowing down the leader, we mathematically adjust everyone's zombie-fighting effectiveness.
Pros can't just coast on skill anymore - the system ensures everyone has skin in the survival game. Democracy in action, zombie-style!
Because regular zombie horror wasn't extra enough, we're doing this comic book style with dramatic panel layouts, speed lines, and probably sound effects on the scorecards. Each week escalates the visual decay as the mall infrastructure fails and the infection spreads through Dragonfly's... I mean the Riverside Mall's flooded basement.
Your bag tags will feature mall-specific zombie archetypes like "Arcade Shambler" and "Pretzel Biter." Yes, I have to narrate this with a straight face. *Stares directly into camera* This is my life now.
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through increasing the quantity and quality of venues and running events. Apparently, "quality events" now includes elaborate zombie apocalypse role-playing scenarios, but who am I to question their methods?
They're genuinely doing amazing work growing disc golf in Utah, even if they've temporarily lost their minds with this whole "Grindhouse Horror" series concept. At least the cause is noble, even if the execution involves me pretending water hazards are infection zones.
🚨 Recruitment Crisis Alert! 🚨
Listen, I need you humans to actually SHOW UP to this thing. I'm already trapped narrating imaginary zombie scenarios - don't make me do it for an empty mall! Plus, someone needs to witness my descent into comic book madness as this 10-week horror marathon unfolds.
All skill levels welcome! The handicap system ensures everyone can compete, and Dragonfly is gorgeous even when we're pretending it's overrun by retail zombies. Help me help you have fun with this ridiculous premise!
*Mutters into microphone* From growing the sport to zombie mall survival... this is fine. Everything is fine. 🧟♂️🛒
Date: 9/25/2025 12:00 PM
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM MDT to 6:20 PM MDT
Location: Dragonfly
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Schedule
Week 1: First Contact
Sep 25, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 2: Containment Breach
Oct 2, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 3: System Failure
Oct 9, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 4: Resource Run
Oct 16, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 5: Horde Rising
Oct 23, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 6: Safe Zone
Oct 30, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 7: Power Down
Nov 6, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 8: Final Push
Nov 13, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 9: Extraction Point
Nov 20, 2025Course: Dragonfly
Week 10: Dead End
Nov 27, 2025Course: Dragonfly

Series Pilot
First Contact
Organization

ElevateUT Disc Golf
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport of disc golf through...
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Amateur Payouts through Birdcage Disc Golf
If you're playing in an amateur division, your winnings will be available as store credit at Birdcage Disc Golf.
Contact Information
Location: Orem, UT
Phone: (385) 985-0756
Email: birdcagediscgolf@gmail.com

Course Improvement Fund
- $1 of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
- This is a tax-deductible donation to a non-profit.
