NEURALYZED — Urban Forest
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About This League
Monday at Urban Forest. Week 3: Forest Containment. Flex start 7am-5pm. Suppress the evidence. 📁🕶️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. Week 3 requires us to seal the perimeter at Spanish Fork before the locals realize we're just throwing plastic.
Mission Parameters
This is Forest Containment. The anomaly in the woods is spiking, and the Agency has authorized a full day of flex-start operations. You may insert your team between 07:00 and 17:20 hours. Do not deviate from the timeline. Do not speak to the civilians. Throw the disc, retrieve the disc, and for heaven's sake, try not to land in the mud pit on Hole 1 again.
Discretionary Funding
Clearance Audit
The season is a bureaucracy, and you are climbing the ladder. In the RPA division, Chris Fox has successfully audited his superiors, moving up two positions to claim the lead. A commendable display of office politics. In RAD, Robert Mellor sits at the top like a marble bust—immovable, unblinking, and accumulating points.
Remember, your Bag Tag is your Security Clearance. Challenging a higher tag is an Audit. Lose, and you are redacted to a lower clearance. Win, and you assume their identity. It is all very cold and official.
The Containment Zone
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork is not a park; it is a debris field. Semi-open fairways transition into dense woodlands where discs—and agents—go missing. The terrain is flat but rugged: dirt, gravel, and native grasses that will swallow your plastic whole. Watch your footing. The paved path is OB; crossing it constitutes a breach of protocol.
Mandos are in effect to enforce flight paths. Ignore them at your peril. The Agency does not negotiate with trees.
Agency Affiliations
This operation is facilitated by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit. Their mission to increase the quantity and quality of venues is... acceptable. It provides us with more places to hide. We also acknowledge Birdcage Disc Golf as a local retail partner. They provide the hardware; you provide the plausible deniability.
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Urban Forest League Layout
NEURALYZED @ Urban Forest
Course Rules
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Urban Forest League Layout
General Notes
All walking path is OB. Normal OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | 3 | 253 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 2 | Middle | 3 | 362 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 3 | Middle | 3 | 290 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 4 | Middle | 3 | 319 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 5 | Right | 3 | 283 | Mondo right at 100’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 6 | Right | 3 | 261 | Double Mando at 170’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 7 | Short | 3 | 198 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 8 | Long | 3 | 312 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 9 | Middle | 4 | 481 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 10 | Long | 3 | 348 | Two left mandos. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 11 | Short | 3 | 235 | Left mando at 80’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 12 | Short | 3 | 273 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 13 | Main | 3 | 283 | Hazard island. If your disc does not come to rest inside the island (log border), play it where it lies with a stroke penalty. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 14 | Long | 4 | 425 | Double mando at 130’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 15 | Long | 4 | 504 | Double mando at 350’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 16 | Right | 3 | 379 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 17 | Left | 3 | 229 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 18 | Main | 3 | 353 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules.. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Anomaly Detected
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 2: Spanish Fork Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 3: Forest Containment
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 4: Witness Control
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 5: Flash Protocol
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 6: Internal Audit
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 7: Archive Breach
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 8: Urban Countermeasures
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 9: Final Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 10: Total Redaction
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
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