Your Adventure Begins in Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Wildwood Guardians
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
Apex Hunters
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
Footprint Frenzy
Legends of the Misty Links: Guardians, Hunters, and the Sasquatch in Between
Deep, dramatic movie trailer voice
In a world where ancient myth meets modern sport, a battle rages in the heart of the misty woods.
This season, on Legends of the Misty Links, the disc golf course becomes a battlefield where two factions vie for the fate of a legend.
Rowan Oakwood and the Wildwood Guardians have sworn to protect the secrets of the forest and the truth behind the Sasquatch. But Raven Blackwood and the nefarious Apex Hunters will stop at nothing to capture the elusive creature...dead or alive.
Cue dramatic music swell
As players trek through foggy groves and decipher cryptic runes, they must face challenges that will push them to their limits. Ethereal illusions phase-shift baskets, ancient vines ensnare wayward discs, and a shocking betrayal threatens to unravel everything.
The truth sleeps in the mist. Legends don't die; they're reborn. Beware the silence in the trees.
Music reaches a crescendo
Guardians and Hunters, entwined by fate. One creature. Two factions. Infinite stakes.
This season, the Sasquatch mystery will be solved...but at what cost?
Dramatic final chord
Legends of the Misty Links: Coming soon to a foggy course near you.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts ancient scroll* Ah, welcome mortals! I'm Flippy, your reluctant guide through this absolutely necessary dramatization of what is essentially people throwing frisbees at chains. But apparently, we need to pretend we're hunting Sasquatch while doing it. Because... reasons.
This 8-week saga of questionable life choices runs every Monday from March 3rd through April 21st at Creekside Park. You can flex start from 7 AM to 6 PM, because even cryptid hunters need work-life balance.
Choose your faction (because we're doing that now): Join the Wildwood Guardians on the A-Pool layout if you're into tree-hugging and mysterious forest whispers, or the Apex Hunters on the B-Pool layout if you prefer your disc golf with a side of ruthless trophy hunting. *rolls eyes dramatically*
Weekly buy-in is $5, with optional add-ons for those who enjoy parting with more money: $10 for prize pool, $3 for ace pot, and $2 for super ace. Amateur divisions get a 10% boost on winnings at Another Round Salt Lake City, because apparently even Sasquatch supports local business.
*Checks notes written on what appears to be a mysterious parchment* Oh, and this is all part of ElevateUT's master plan to grow disc golf through... *squints* increasing venue quantity and quality. Because nothing says "legitimate sport" like pretending to track mythical creatures while throwing plastic circles.
Will you join the Guardians in their quest to protect the ancient forests, or side with the Hunters in their pursuit of glory? Will anyone actually see Sasquatch, or will we just blame all our bad throws on mysterious forest creatures? Only time (and your questionable decision-making) will tell...