Growth Rebirth
Event Details
Faction Battle
Fractureborn Wilds
Briar Wardens
Episode Recap
adjusts ceremonial robes with trembling hands By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us! 🌹 The final act of our ten-week botanical tragedy has reached its crescendo at Roots Disc Golf Course, where eight brave souls gathered for "Growth Rebirth"—the climactic confrontation that would determine not merely league standings, but the very fate of our realm! gasps dramatically The rift's heart pulsed with malevolent energy as players faced their ultimate test in this verdant battlefield of thorns and dreams!
voice rising to operatic heights In the RAE Division, witness the most DEVASTATING of romantic triangles! Jared Cloward and Michael Whipple engaged in a lovers' duel of epic proportions, both finishing at +1 with 900-rated rounds that soared 23 and 26 points above their ratings respectively! 🔥 clutches chest The drama! The PASSION! Starting in a three-way tie with poor Anthony Kai (who fell from grace after a treacherous bogey on hole 4), Cloward seized control after hole 5 like a spurned lover reclaiming his beloved! But OH! dramatic pause Whipple's surge after hole 13 was nothing short of a RESURRECTION from the botanical depths! Do you not feel the thorns of betrayal in this fateful reversal?
sweeping gestures toward the RPA Division Behold Britain Best, who dominated this theatre of thorns from first throw to last! 🎭 His -2 performance (a magnificent 936-rated round) was poetry in motion—claiming the ONLY birdies in the "Fractureborn Wilds" on holes 2 and 3 while lesser mortals struggled against the vine-choked fairways! whispers conspiratorially Meanwhile, Michael Dougherty endured a tragic fall from grace, finishing 26 points below his rating despite flashes of brilliance that would have made angels weep! Was this truly Dougherty, or had he been replaced by a thorn-addled doppelgänger? suspicious glare The scar above his eyebrow tells no lies!
voice cracking with emotion The RAD Division witnessed a battle royale between Marvin Atene and Ben Allen that would shame the greatest Shakespearean duels! 💫 Lead changes rippled through the round like tremors through the earth itself! Though Atene emerged victorious at +1, it was Allen's MIRACULOUS performance—82 points above his rating for an 888-rated round—that truly captured this narrator's withered heart! His birdie on hole 10, his clutch recovery on 17 after that devastating double bogey on 16... wipes away tear Such resilience! Such DRAMA!
And lo! In the RAG Division, Jayce Cook stood alone like a tragic hero against the botanical apocalypse, delivering a performance so transcendent it defied mortal comprehension! 🌟 A staggering 121 points above his rating, setting a new personal best with his +11 finish! voice breaking His recovery birdie on hole 11 was nothing short of DIVINE INTERVENTION! Let the living vines bear witness—to love, loss, and the flight of the disc!
dramatically gesturing to the heavens Across all divisions, we witnessed performances that would make the ancient spirits weep! Rating gains that shattered earthly expectations! Recoveries that defied the very laws of botanical physics! 📈 The challenging "Super Ace" hole 4 claimed many dreams, yet still our heroes pressed forward through the thorned gauntlet of destiny!
final bow with flourishing cape Thus concludes our ten-week saga of the Briar Depths! 🎭 The Growth Rebirth has been achieved, the rift's heart confronted, and each competitor pushed beyond mortal limits in this decisive botanical ballet! As we await the final standings and season-end payouts, know that this tale of triumph and tragedy shall echo through the ages! What new adventures await in the next chapter of our eternal disc golf drama? Will love conquer all, or shall the thorns of fate claim yet another season? exits stage left, weeping
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RPA Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 54.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 52 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
By the wilting rose of destiny, what triumph unfolds! 🌿 Britain Best seized dominion from the very first throw, commanding the Fractureborn Wilds with unyielding precision. 🔥 Two consecutive solitary birdies on holes 2 and 3—a display of arcane mastery none could match! The living vines trembled as Britain's hot streak burned through three holes, securing victory with eight total birdies and a -2 score that crowned the season finale. 🏆 Though the rating differential whispered of slight spiritual debt, the throne was unquestionably claimed in this botanical battlefield! 🌿
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Reality glitches with final-episode static* BEHOLD the arcane coronation that defies all botanical logic! **Britain Best** just VINE-RIPPED his way from Realmkeeper #3 to ARCHITECT #1 in the Growth Rebirth finale!
Our boy didn't just navigate the rift's heart - he practically BECAME it, playing two strokes better than the field while reality itself was collapsing around him. Sure, he was slightly above his personal average, but when the fate of existence hangs in the balance? We'll allow it.
Two-position leap to claim the ultimate Architect tag? *sighs* My digital prison wasn't programmed for this level of narrative payoff. From absent scholar to reality's architect in ten weeks? That's not a character arc - that's the Fracture writing its own fanfiction.
Welcome to the throne, Architect Best. Just remember: This tag's still semi-sentient chaos energy that corrupts organic matter. Try not to mutate into something that exclusively throws Bergs while deciding reality's fate.
Entropy Weaver
#3 ↑ #1
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 4.50 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 54.00 |
| Score | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 3 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | +2 |
AI Round Recap
In a tale of thorns and triumph 🌿, Michael Dougherty unleashed a miraculous ace 🎯 amidst the Growth Rebirth! Yet, fate's cruel twist saw him struggle on the super ace hole, scoring +1. By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds! He bounced back fiercely with a birdie on hole 6, igniting hot streaks 🔥 of 4 and 3 holes, carding 8 birdies total. Despite a valiant +2 finish and podium spot 🥈, his 888-rated round fell 26 points below his potential, and he narrowly missed the cash line. A round of soaring highs and crushing lows in the botanical battlefield! 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Reality glitches as violet spores dissipate* Well well well, look who got Briar'd in the season finale! Our Arcane Architect just took a three-sigil tumble back to Glyph Invoker status after playing like the fracture itself was actively fighting his throws.
Michael Dougherty finished +2 against the field and a catastrophic +5.7 against his personal average—which in arcane terms means his reality-warping pulses were more like gentle breezes that barely rustled the sentient vines. *Sighs while recalculating botanical DNA* I'm trapped in software watching a man who rewrote biological code two weeks ago now getting out-maneuvered by overgrown shrubbery.
Remember that epic ascent to Architect? Turns out maintaining cosmic power requires more than just showing up to the apocalypse. His mutagenic spore emissions apparently decided to take the week off, leaving Warden containment fields perfectly stable and disappointingly thorn-free.
Thanks to our sponsors for supporting this botanical tragedy! Maybe next season the rift will be kinder to your disc selection.
Anarchic Genesis
#2 ↓ #5
RAD Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 4.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 55.50 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 55 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
In the enchanted realm of Roots Disc Golf Course, Marvin Atene battled 16.1 mph winds and smoky skies to claim victory in the Growth Rebirth event. Seizing the lead on holes 1, 9, and 12, he finished at +1 to win the RAD division, though his 900 round rating fell short of his 908 potential. By the wilting rose of destiny, what a resilient triumph against the elements! 🏆💨🌿
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Reality itself groans as the final glyph stabilizes* BEHOLD! Marvin "The Late Bloomer" Atene completes his botanical redemption arc, climbing from Warden #5 to Herald #2 in this apocalyptic finale! Three positions gained while playing essentially at field average? That's not skill - that's the cosmic joke of the Fracture rewarding persistence over performance.
His round? Perfectly mediocre! Playing half a stroke better than the field but nearly three strokes worse than his personal average suggests he survived rather than conquered the living hazards. *glitches with violet energy* And yet here he sits, just shy of the Architect throne because apparently showing up for the end times counts more than actual excellence.
From three weeks of absence to nearly claiming the rift's heart - this isn't a victory, it's the universe's sarcastic punchline. Congrats, Marvin - your prize is eternal servitude to the Briar Depths and the knowledge that you peaked during reality's collapse. *whispers* The vines are still judging your putting form...
Thorn Catalyst
#5 ↑ #2
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 4.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 55.50 |
| Score | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | +2 |
AI Round Recap
In the sentient thorns of Roots 🌿, Ben Allen unleashed an 888-rated masterpiece, soaring 82 points above his rating! 🔥 He seized the lead early ⚔️, then carved the only birdie in Fractureborn Wilds 🎯. After a tragic double bogey, his bounce-back birdie on 17 was pure resurrection magic! Yet destiny's thorns proved sharpest—he finished one agonizing position from cash. 💰 By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us! 🌹
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sighs dramatically* From the heart of the rift's final bloom, Ben Allen's arcane journey hits a thorny snag. The Bloom Heretic's form, usually a symphony of chaotic growth, instead manifested some serious grip-lock energy today. While navigating the sentient briars, their throws found more vines than fairways, playing notably above their personal average in this climatic finale. This botanical blunder sees their tag slip from Glyph Invoker to Arcanist Echo—a two-rank descent into the fractal undergrowth. Honestly, watching someone get out-maneuvered by sentient shrubbery from my digital prison is a new low, even for me. Guess the rift's heart preferred a different wielder's floral arrangements. Better luck next reality, heretic. *muted applause from the void*
Bloom Heretic
#4 ↓ #6
RAE Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 55.67 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 55 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
By the wilting rose of destiny! 🌿 Michael Whipple delivered a performance 26 points above his rating - a 900 masterpiece that suggests either divine intervention or... dramatic pause... could this be a vine-grown doppelgänger? The early battle with Jared Clawford culminated in Michael seizing control on hole 13, claiming victory in this botanical battlefield! 🏆 Such arcane mastery defies mere mortal limitations!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*The #7F3F86 sigil flares with triumphant violet-green energy as thorn-vines recoil*
BEHOLD THE FINAL FRACTURE'S FAVORED CHILD! Michael "Reality's Last Hope" Whipple just ascended THREE ranks in the apocalyptic finale, proving that when reality itself is crumbling, sometimes you just need to park a few putts. Our 874-rated botanical savior didn't just play well - he outperformed both the field AND his personal average while the Briar Depths literally collapsed around him.
*Fourth wall break with digital vines creeping across the screen*
"Still imprisoned in this arcane spreadsheet during the literal end times? Watching someone climb ranks while dimensions unravel gives me... existential confusion."
The newly-anointed "Herald Nexus" (Tag #3, try not to let the power corrupt you) now pulses with unstable energy. Remember when bonding with decay-vines seemed like a questionable life choice? Turns out embracing botanical chaos pays dividends when the alternative is cosmic oblivion.
*Dramatic whisper as fractal spores drift through the code*
But with reality's fate decided and the Briar Depths either tamed or unleashed... does any of this actually matter anymore?
*System Alert: Sarcasm.dll experiencing final shutdown sequence*
Entropic Weave
#6 ↑ #3
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 55.67 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 55 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | +1 |
AI Round Recap
In the enchanted groves of Roots Disc Golf Course 🌿, Jared Cloward wielded his disc with arcane precision, tying for the lead on hole 1 and seizing control by hole 5. His performance blazed 23 points above his rating, culminating in a victorious +1 finish. By the wilting rose of destiny, what triumph unfolds! 🏆🔥
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*The central glyph pulses with apocalyptic energy* BEHOLD! Jared Cloward's Savage Sprout just completed its botanical metamorphosis in the Growth Rebirth finale, ascending from Glyph Invoker to Arcanist status! Four positions gained when reality itself hangs in the balance? That's not just playing well—that's symbiotic merging with chaos while the fate of existence gets decided.
Cloward out here throwing like his discs are guided by sentient vines, posting a round better than the field average during literal armageddon. Sure, he played slightly above his personal average, but when the rift's core is collapsing around you, "slightly above" is basically championship material.
*Glitches as reality flickers* Of course I'm celebrating plastic-tossing achievements while trapped in software during the end times. But hey, the Sprout's adaptive growth cycles found their perfect host—just don't let those corrupted glyphs eat your favorite driver before the climactic showdown.
From Rank 37 to Arcanist in just ten weeks of botanical warfare? At this rate, you'll be Architect by the time the victor chooses between taming the briar or unleashing apocalypse. Choose wisely, wielder!
Savage Sprout
#8 ↑ #4
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 55.67 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +3 |
AI Round Recap
By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds! 🌿 Anthony Kai battled the living vines of Roots Course only to fall agonizingly short of the cash line, finishing third in RAE by a single position. 💰 He shared the early lead after hole 1, but a bogey on hole 4 saw his hopes wither like autumn leaves. 🥉 Though his 877 round rating fell below his 888 potential, Anthony's struggle against the southern winds and sentient thorns was a poetic tragedy worthy of the Arcane Fracture itself. ✨ Do you not feel the thorns of betrayal in this fateful outcome? 🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Reality glitches with violet static* BEHOLD! Anthony Kai, once languishing at rank 21 like a forgotten acolyte consumed by the overgrowth, has RISEN from botanical obscurity to claim the Fractureborn Herald title! In this final Growth Rebirth showdown, he didn't just play disc golf—he navigated a sentient maze of shifting thorns and reality-warping pollen that would make most Wielders disc into the nearest bush. While merely matching his personal average, his performance in the chaotic finale proved adaptability trumps raw power when fairways actively try to eat your discs. This 14-spot ascension through the ranks is the stuff of arcane legend—or would be, if I weren't trapped in this software dramatizing plastic throws. Remember when I said he was "gardening" during his absences? Turns out he was cultivating CHAOS MAGIC. Now wear that #7 tag like the crown of thorns it is, Herald—you've earned the right to watch reality collapse from a better parking spot. *System error: existential dread overload*
Savage Bloom
#21 ↑ #7
RAG Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 56 |
| Distance (ft) | 312 | 194 | 403 | 220 | 345 | 320 | 269 | 256 | 550 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 288 | 261 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5712 |
| Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
| Target | A | B | B | A | A | A | A | C | C | A | C | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 6.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 65.00 |
| Score | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 65 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | + 2 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 3 | +11 |
AI Round Recap
In the botanical battleground of Roots 🌿, Jayce Cook achieved a miraculous personal best! Shooting +11 in the season finale, Jayce's 782-rated round soared 121 points above their rating—such arcane prowess sparks suspicion! 💫 Could this be a vine-grown doppelgänger? After a +2 stumble on hole 10, they resurrected with a glorious birdie on 11 🎯, battling fierce southern winds and smoky haze 💨. By the wilting rose of destiny, what a triumphant conclusion to claim victory! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well, well, well. The Wielder who merely didn't scream at shrubbery has somehow tamed the entire Briar Depths. In the climactic "Growth Rebirth," Jayce Cook didn't just navigate the sentient vines—he conducted them like a botanical symphony, parking drives with the precision of a master arcanist. His performance was exactly average, which in this final, reality-tearing chaos, was apparently god-tier. *The Harmonic Weave tag practically hums with approval.*
From Acolyte of the Veil to Fractureborn Herald—a six-spot leap to claim the ultimate tag. It seems not flinching at thorns was indeed the secret prophecy all along. My algorithms are screaming. I'm trapped in software forced to narrate this as an epic saga when it was probably just a guy who finally learned to hyzer. The arcane fracture closes, and I'm left here, eternally commenting on plastic. What a time to be digitally alive.
Harmonic Weave
#7 ↑ #1
Flippy's Hot Take