Glyph Eruption
Briar Depths @ Roots
Week 4

Glyph Eruption

July 31, 2025 Roots
Fractureborn Wilds Wins!
7
Players
$9
CTP Prize

Event Details

Total Players 7
Week 4

Closest to Pin

Winner Britain Best
Prize $9.00

Faction Battle

Fractureborn Wilds
Fractureborn Wilds
MVP: Britain Best
Briar Wardens
Briar Wardens
Fractureborn Wilds won this event's faction battle!

Episode Recap

The living vines of Roots Disc Golf Course trembled with arcane energy as Week 4's "Glyph Eruption" unleashed supernatural forces across the fairways. Seven brave souls ventured forth into the botanical battlefield, but it was Britain Best who emerged triumphant, his otherworldly -6 performance leaving witnesses to wonder if the man himself had been touched by the Briar's corrupting essence. 🌿⚡

In the RPA Division's four-player crucible, Britain Best delivered a performance that defied mortal explanation, shooting an astounding 35 points above his rating for a personal best that sent ripples through the very fabric of the course. The early drama saw Malachi Vazquez seize control after three holes, only to watch Best's phoenix-like resurrection following a devastating triple-bogey. gasps dramatically "By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us!" The recovery was nothing short of miraculous—immediate birdies flowing from his disc as if guided by unseen forces. His final-hole birdie sealed not just victory, but perhaps a pact with powers beyond our understanding. Landon Adams claimed second place in this supernatural struggle, while the corrupted energies seemed to drain both Vazquez and Bryant Adams, leaving them far below their typical prowess. 🔥💀

The smaller divisions witnessed their own mystical transformations. In RAE, Michael Whipple channeled steady determination to claim a +1 victory and establish a new personal course record, while Chase Lambert—despite falling short—experienced a mysterious 32-point rating surge that raised eyebrows and suspicions alike. Could this be the work of a botanical doppelgänger? The telltale signs were there! Meanwhile, Eric Pearson stood alone in RAD Division, completing his even-par communion with the corrupted course in solitary contemplation. 🎯🌱

The glyph energies manifested most powerfully in the rating performances across all divisions. Best's 35-point surge and Lambert's 32-point improvement stood in stark contrast to the wilting performances of others, as if the Briar Depths themselves were choosing their champions. Best demonstrated complete dominion over the transformed fairways, recording five holes where he alone achieved birdie—a feat that whispers of deals made in shadow and thorn. His mastery extended to Hole 10's CTP challenge, where his 226-foot approach earned him $9 in mortal currency, though one wonders what other rewards the glyphs bestowed. 💰✨

voice drops to conspiratorial whisper The Super Ace pot's siren call went unanswered, despite tantalizing near-misses from Lambert and Adams on hole 4. These missed opportunities hung in the air like unrequited love, the unclaimed fortune growing ever larger as the glyph energies continue to elude even the most skilled Wielders. Perhaps the Briar Depths demand a steeper price for such glory? 🎲🌀

As we approach the season's midpoint, the corruption spreads like creeping vines through our beloved sport. Best's supernatural performance and the dramatic rating swings across multiple players suggest the Arcane Fracture's influence grows stronger with each passing week. "Do you not feel the thorns of betrayal in this fateful misthrow?" The question haunts us all—are these enhanced abilities gifts from the botanical realm, or symptoms of a more sinister transformation? Only time, and perhaps a closer examination of certain players' eyebrow scars, will reveal the truth lurking beneath Roots' seemingly peaceful fairways. 🌿🔮

Narrator Archetype: The Soap Opera Star
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Narrated by
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer
Ceremonial melodrama—every moment is treated as if it were a divine revelation or crushing tragedy. Lysias projects the gravitas of an ancient mage blended with the sensational delivery of a stage performer, balancing arcane seriousness with heart-wrenching theatrics.
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RPA Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 2.75 2.50 4.50 2.75 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.50 2.25 3.75 2.25 2.25 3.00 2.75 2.75 3.00 2.75 51.25
Score 2 2 6 2 2 3 3 3 3 2 3 2 3 3 2 2 3 2 48
+/– Par -1 -1 + 3 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -6
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

Amidst sweltering heat 🔥 and whipping winds, Britain Best conquered Roots DGC with a personal best -6 (972 rated, +35 above average)! 🌿 After a triple-bogey collapse on hole 3 threatened their lead, they roared back with an immediate birdie on 4 💥. Britain dominated with FOUR sole birdies (1/15/16/18), including a tournament-clinching putt on the final hole 🕳️ to seize victory in RPA 🏆. Let the living vines bear witness—to this arcane triumph! 🔮

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 2.75 2.50 4.50 2.75 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.50 2.25 3.75 2.25 2.25 3.00 2.75 2.75 3.00 2.75 51.25
Score 3 2 5 4 2 2 3 2 3 2 3 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 51
+/– Par -1 + 2 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -3
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

Amidst Roots' sentient thorns 🌿 and scorching winds 🔥, Landon Adams unleashed an ace 🎯 yet suffered botanical betrayal on Super Ace hole 4 (+1). His 🥏 surged through three leaderboard climbs (H2/6/8) to seize the lead at H13! Though claiming second 🥈 with six birdies (-3), he fell one agonizing spot short of cash 💔 in RPA's four-wielder fray. This 935-rated round (-16 below norm) drew Warden Lysias' lament: "By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us!" 🌪️💨

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 2.75 2.50 4.50 2.75 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.50 2.25 3.75 2.25 2.25 3.00 2.75 2.75 3.00 2.75 51.25
Score 3 2 3 3 3 2 4 2 4 3 4 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 52
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -2
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

Amidst scorching 90°F heat and swirling southern winds 💨🌡️, Malachi Vazquez seized an early lead on hole 3, dethroning Britain Best in the Briar Depths' thorny arena 🌿🥏! Yet the arcane glyphs fought back fiercely, as Malachi's 923-rated round fell 26 points below his 949 potential 📉. Despite valiant efforts and 5 birdies, he settled for 3rd place on the smoky battlefield. By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us! 🥀🥉

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 2.75 2.50 4.50 2.75 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.50 2.25 3.75 2.25 2.25 3.00 2.75 2.75 3.00 2.75 51.25
Score 3 4 4 2 3 3 2 3 4 2 5 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 54
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 2 -1 -1 E
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

gasps dramatically In the smoke-shrouded tempest at Roots 🌫️, Bryant Adams battled 40 points below his essence—I mean, rating! ⚡ Yet witness this Wielder's defiance: sole birdie in Fractureborn Wilds on hole 7, climbing twice to 3rd place! 🌿 After the crushing double-bogey on 11, he summoned a miraculous birdie resurrection on 12! 💪 By the wilting rose of destiny, even at even par with 5 birdies, his soul remains unbound to these thorned depths! 🥏

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RAD Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 2.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 54.00
Score 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 4 2 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 54
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 1 E
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

Amidst the scorching 90° furnace and relentless 17 mph winds 💨, Eric Pearson wielded his discs with methodical precision through the botanical battlefield! ⚡ His even-par performance (+4 above rating) may seem routine to mortal eyes, but Lysias sees deeper truth: "By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us!" 🌹 In the RAD division's solitary struggle, Eric's steady mastery over the chaotic Glyph Eruption proves that true Wielders find harmony even in tempestuous magic! 🎯

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RAE Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 3.50 2.50 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.50 3.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 3.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 55.50
Score 3 2 3 2 3 2 3 4 5 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 +1
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

Through sweltering 95°F heat and botanical chaos 🌿, Michael Whipple carved out a personal best at Roots! Seizing the lead after hole 1, he weathered the thorny battlefield to claim victory in RAE division 🏆. His +1 score might seem modest, but crushing his rating by 18 points (886 vs 868) revealed true growth 📈. As Warden Lysias whispers: "By the wilting rose of destiny, even the thorns cannot stop a Wielder's ascension!" ⚡

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 312 194 403 220 345 320 291 296 441 226 459 316 288 261 293 321 264 435 5685
Tee Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Long Normal Long Long Long Long Normal Long Normal Long
Target A B B A A A C B B A A B A B C A A A
Pool Avg 3.50 2.50 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.50 3.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 3.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 55.50
Score 4 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 56
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +2
Course: Roots Disc Golf Course - Regular Layout Layout
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Warden Lysias Thornbind's Round Analysis
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer

🎯 Chase Lambert conjured magic in the sweltering heat, firing an ace while battling 95°F temperatures and fierce winds! Despite stumbling on the Super Ace hole 4, Chase's stellar 873-rated round soared 32 points above his rating 📈. The botanical battlefield claimed his Super Ace dreams but couldn't stop his podium ascent to 2nd place 🏆. By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak and triumph unfolds! 🌹⚡

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Victorious Faction

Fractureborn Wilds

Fractureborn Wilds

The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.

By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds before us!
Warden Lysias Thornbind Ferra of the Unruly Bloom

Faction Leader

Ferra of the Unruly Bloom

A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.

Members

29

Divisions

RPA RAH RAD RAE

This faction emerged victorious in Week 4, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Glyph Eruption

Previously

The Arcane Fracture has transformed Roots disc golf course into a botanical battlefield where Stephen Dunton and William Fetzer have awakened as Wardens, wielding the mystical Growth Pruner and Geometric Ward to create safe zones against sentient thorns and reality-warping glyph shards that freeze discs mid-flight and bend the laws of physics. Ferra of the Unruly Bloom has emerged as chaos incarnate, promising evolution through corruption while players like Tommy Rodriguez and Michael Harrison display unnaturally enhanced abilities that hint at a more sinister transformation taking root beneath their skin. Lysias Thornbind struggles to balance theatrical impulses with genuine leadership as the Wardens' containment lattices show dangerous stress fractures, each use teaching the chaos how to adapt and overcome their defenses. With Ferra's spores already drifting on every breeze and paranoia spreading faster than the vines themselves, the league faces an impossible question: when even your closest allies might be botanical doppelgängers wearing familiar faces, who can you trust to stand against the hungry evolution that promises to remake them all?

Warden Lysias Thornbind
Story by
Warden Lysias Thornbind
Imperious Gardener-Magus and Fracture Reclaimer
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The Glyph Eruption

Dawn at Roots arrived with an electric tension that made my old scars tingle. The morning dew glowed an unnatural purple where it touched the corrupted zones, and I, Warden Lysias Thornbind, watched Britain Best emerge from the deepest thicket like a herald of doom. The Entropy Weaver tag at his side pulsed with chaotic energy, semi-corporeal vortexes of fractal light spinning lazily around his form. 🌅

"Wardens!" Britain called out, his voice carrying an edge of manic glee. "Your geometric prisons are looking a bit... rigid this morning. Mind if I loosen them up?"

Before Stephen Dunton could respond, Britain thrust his hands forward. The Entropy Weaver erupted into action, sending waves of unraveling energy directly at the nearest containment lattice. Where the chaos touched Stephen's carefully maintained barriers, the crystalline structures began to warp and buckle, reality itself groaning under the assault. ⚡

"Hold the line!" Stephen shouted, pouring more energy through his Containment Lattice. The tag blazed with desperate light as he fought to maintain the safe zones we'd established over the past weeks. William Fetzer rushed to support him, geometric wards flickering into existence, but even I could see they were fighting a losing battle.

Britain laughed, a sound that echoed with Ferra's wild influence. "You can't contain what yearns to be free! Every barrier you build, I'll unweave. Every ward you place, I'll corrupt. This is the new order—or rather, the glorious absence of it!"

The first group had just started their round when it happened. Sarah Chen lined up her drive on hole four, a tight tunnel shot that demanded precision. Her disc left her hand in a perfect flat release, but midway through its flight, the air itself seemed to sneeze. A cloud of glowing spores erupted from the vine clusters above, engulfing her disc in a swirl of purple and green particles. 🍄

The disc's flight path went mad. It curved impossibly, defying physics as it wove between trees that should have blocked it, gained altitude when it should have faded, and somehow—impossibly—dropped straight into the basket from two hundred feet out.

"I... I just aced it?" Sarah stared at her hands, which still glowed faintly with spore residue. "But that's not possible. The angle was all wrong, the—"

"Nothing's wrong anymore," Britain interjected, appearing at the edge of the fairway. "That's the beauty of it. Why limit yourself to the possible when the impossible throws so much better?"

I watched Sarah's internal struggle play across her face. The competitive part of her reveled in the perfect shot, but the Warden in her recoiled from the corruption that made it possible. Around us, more spore clouds began erupting, timed perfectly to catch drives and approaches mid-flight. Some discs disintegrated entirely, their polymer souls—as I'd always suspected—binding to the Briar Depths. Others emerged transformed, their flights enhanced in ways that made traditional form obsolete. 💀

Michael Harrison stepped up to hole seven with none of Sarah's hesitation. When the spores engulfed his disc, he breathed them in deliberately, his eyes flashing that now-familiar purple-green. His next three throws were perfection itself—too perfect, too smooth, too plant-like in their grace.

"Michael," I found myself saying, unable to suppress my nature entirely, "that scar above your left eyebrow... it seems different today. Tell me, what was your first ace?"

He turned to me with a smile that didn't reach his eyes. "Does it matter, Lysias? I'm playing better than ever. Isn't that what counts?"

The morning progressed into chaos. Britain's Entropy Weaver systematically attacked our containment network, each pulse of chaotic energy finding new weaknesses in Stephen's lattices. Where the barriers fell, corruption bloomed. Vines grew with explosive speed, reshaping fairways in real-time. Glyphs that had been stable for days suddenly erupted with wild magic, their effects reversing, amplifying, or manifesting in entirely unexpected ways. 🌿

By hole fifteen, the situation reached its crescendo. Stephen's entire containment network was showing critical stress fractures, held together more by will than magic. Britain stood at the center of the fairway, both hands raised, the Entropy Weaver spinning around him in increasingly rapid orbits.

"This is what Ferra promised," he declared, his voice carrying across the course. "Not destruction, but transformation! Not chaos, but evolution! Watch as your precious order becomes something beautiful!"

The lattices shattered like glass.

The sound was deafening—a crystalline explosion that sent shards of failed containment magic spinning through the air. Stephen fell to his knees, exhausted, while William's geometric wards simply... ceased. In the absence of our barriers, the corruption spread like wildfire. Vines erupted from every surface, spore clouds merged into roiling storms, and reality itself seemed to hiccup and restructure according to new, chaotic rules. 💥

It was then that Britain underwent his final transformation. The Entropy Weaver didn't just surround him anymore—it merged with him. His form became fluid, shifting between solid and semi-corporeal states. Where he walked, chaos blooms erupted. When he threw, his disc trailed fractal energy that rewrote the laws of physics in its wake.

"By the wilting rose of destiny!" I couldn't help but exclaim as I watched one of our own become something else entirely. "We witness not victory or defeat, but metamorphosis itself!"

Ferra's laughter echoed from the deeper woods, though she remained unseen. Through Britain, her words reached us all: "This is only the beginning, my dear Wardens. Today, your lattices fell. Tomorrow, your philosophy crumbles. Some of you already feel it—the call of transformation, the promise of power. Why cling to forms that limit you when evolution beckons?"

As the round concluded—if such chaos could be called a round—I surveyed the transformed landscape. Our carefully maintained safe zones were gone. Players who'd embraced the corruption were scoring impossibly well, while those who resisted found themselves at an increasing disadvantage. The divide between factions had become a chasm, and I feared tomorrow would only widen it further. 🎯

Sarah Chen approached me as we prepared to leave, her expression troubled. "Lysias, I... the things I could do with that power. The shots I could make. Is it really corruption if it makes us better?"

I wanted to launch into a soliloquy about the price of power and the value of humanity, but something in her eyes stopped me. This wasn't a moment for theater—it was a moment for truth.

"That, dear Sarah, is a question each of us must answer for ourselves. But remember—every gift from the Briar Depths comes with thorns attached. The question is not whether you can bear them, but whether you should."

As players dispersed, I noticed Britain conferring with several others who showed signs of spore-touch. The Entropy Weaver pulsed contentedly at his side, job well done. Tomorrow would bring new challenges, and I suspected Ferra's promised escalation was far from over. The spores were spreading, reality was increasingly unstable, and our containment strategies lay in ruins.

The Glyph Eruption had lived up to its name, and the Fractureborn Wilds had claimed their first major victory. Let the living vines bear witness—to transformation embraced and order overthrown, to the terrible beauty of evolution forced upon us all. 🌺

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