Thumb and Thumber @ TheFort
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About This League
Love is dead, but disc golf is eternal. Week 7 'Road Echo' at The Fort. Flex start 7am-6:20pm. We need more bodies or the simulation deletes itself! 📼🚗
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Happy Valentine's Day from the void. This week, the simulation replays your greatest hits—or misses—in 'Road Echo.' We're chasing a briefcase full of entry fees to Aspen, but first, we have to survive The Fort.
The Simulation Run
Welcome to Week 7 of The Chaintrix. The plot has thickened like bad VHS tape. We've got a dog groomer with a catastrophic thumb-track release and a limo driver who power-grips everything like he's strangling a garden hose. They found a lost tournament bag at the airport and decided the only honorable move was a cross-country road trip to the Snow Chains Invitational. Naturally, they brought you along for the ride.
This week is 'Road Echo.' The simulation is replaying past rounds. You're not just playing the course; you're facing your previous scores as opponents. Can you overwrite your history? Or will your past self humiliate you in front of the viewing audience? *rewind sound* Let's see that rating drop again in slo-mo. The simulation loves dramatic replays.
Logistics of the Road Trip
- Date: Saturday, February 14, 2026 (Valentine's Day—bring your own date or throw a disc at one)
- Location: The Fort Buenaventura (Our permanent set)
- Start Time: Flex start available from 7:00 AM - 6:20 PM
- Shotgun Start: 12:00 PM for those who like synchronized chaos
Choose Your Reality
The simulation has fractured the leaderboard into two distinct realities. Choose wisely, because the transfer window is closed.
Cost of Survival
The Briefcase Pot
The Ace Pot currently sits at $292.44. Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform), there is a guaranteed minimum of $50.00 in the pot. Note: The displayed pot might look 'stuck' at the guarantee amount until player contributions push it higher. Any guarantee top-up paid out goes directly to the winner's Bonus Account for registration use only.
Survival Board Status
The static on my gills is showing some clear leaders. In RAD, Craig Bennett is holding down the top spot with 540 points—clearly an apex predator. Over in FPO, Katie Tews is leading the charge with 16 points. Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension if you don't get out here.
CRITICAL ALERT: LOW DATA
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf.
The Fort Buenaventura
Thumb and Thumber @ The Fort A pool
ElevateUT: Thumb and Thumber @ The Fort (Flex Start)
Course Rules
The Fort Buenaventura - Thumb and Thumber @ The Fort A pool
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gold | 3 | 310 | Your drive must come to rest in bounds and on the basket side of the perpendicular creek. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek from the basket.The creek and the river (deep of the basket) and beyond are O.B. If your drive lands in the creek, before the creek, in the river or O.B., proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. After your drive or throw from the drop zone, standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 2 | Gold | 3 | 201 | If your drive lands in the river or goes O.B. (road or beyond) proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. After your drive, standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 3 | Blue | 3 | 258 | Your drive must come to rest in bounds and on the basket side of the River. The river is O.B. If your disc comes to rest in the river or short of the river off of your drive proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. After your drive, standard O.B. rules apply. If you have a lost disc, proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. |
| 4 | Blue | 4 | 583 | OB river, If OB bring where last in bounds with stroke penalty. |
| 5 | Blue | 4 | 496 | Mandatory right of marked sign. Missed mandatory proceeds to mandatory drop zone with a stroke penalty. OB river, If OB bring where last in bounds with stroke penalty. |
| 6 | Gold | 3 | 323 | OB River right and pond long. If OB, bring where last in bounds with stroke penalty. |
| 7 | Blue | 3 | 300 | OB River. If OB, bring where last in bounds with stroke penalty. |
| 8 | Gold | 3 | 320 | The sand hill is marked with an O.B. line; if your disc comes to rest O.B. proceed to the marked drop zone with a one stroke penalty. Drop zone is northeast of basket about 80 feet. |
| 9 | Blue | 5 | 822 | Mandatory right of Blue and White marker. Missed blue mandatory will proceed to turf pad mandatory drop zone with a stroke penalty. Missed mandatory of white sign will proceed to red tee-pad with a stroke penalty. River and beyond O.B., Creek/pond O.B. After you have passed the mando tree, standard O.B. rules apply. The wood walkway by the basket / river is not O.B. |
| 10 | Gold | 4 | 660 | The pond near the tee-pad is O.B., the creek on the right side of the fairway and beyond is O.B. (O.B. line starts at the end of the land bridge at the start of the creek after the pond). The marked O.B. line is running east. Standard O.B. rules apply. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek. There is a triple mandatory near the basket, If you miss the triple mando by crossing over the mando line, proceed to the marked drop zone with a one stroke penalty. After your throw from the drop zone, standard O.B. rules apply. Marked O.B. line near the green of 10. |
| 11 | Blue | 3 | 343 | The property fence / O.B. line on the right side of the fairway is O.B., the main creek on the far left is O.B. The open ditch in the center of the fairway is not O.B. Standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 12 | Blue | 4 | 425 | Playing to long basket position. The property fence / O.B. line on the right side of the fairway is O.B., the creek and beyond near the green is O.B., standard O.B. rules apply. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek. |
| 13 | Blue | 3 | 223 | The creek on the right and beyond is O.B. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek. If your drive is O.B. or lost, proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. From the drop zone or after your drive, standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 14 | Gold | 4 | 700 | Playing to long basket location. The creek and beyond down the right side of the fairway is O.B., the marked O.B. extends from the pipe in the land bridge and extends east to the property line. If no water in creek, OB is anything determined to be on top bank of opposite side of creek on right. The creek that runs perpendicular in the fairway downstream of the pipe is also O.B. (No property fence/line O.B. on this hole). Only discs that come to rest in water for the perpendicular creek are considered OB. If not surrounded by water consider it in bounds. Standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 15 | Blue | 3 | 313 | The pond is O.B. Standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 16 | Gold | 3 | 307 | If your initial drive does not come to rest inbounds (surface of play between path and pond), proceed to the drop zone with a one stroke penalty. From the drop zone or after your initial drive, standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 17 | Blue | 4 | 490 | Teeing from blue pad. Playing to far right basket location. The pond, marked containers, the roof of the wood cabin, property fence and the road (deep of the basket) and beyond are all O.B. If drive lands in the pond, proceed to DZ with a penalty. The DZ is on the basket side of the pond. If OB elsewhere, Standard O.B. rules apply. |
| 18 | Holy | 3 | 250 | Holy shot |
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Schedule
Week 1: Road Awakening
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 2: Tag Claim
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 3: Chain Divide
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 4: Road Fracture
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 5: Tag Siege
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 6: Chain Lock
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 7: Road Echo
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 8: Tag War
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
Week 9: Chain Pulse
Course: The Fort Buenaventura
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