
Mad Science @ Art Dye



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Registration will open on Oct 7, 2025 12:00 PM
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About This League


Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Laboratory
*Adjusts safety goggles and sighs dramatically*
Oh joy, another week trapped in ElevateUT's latest "scientific breakthrough" - turning Art Dye's perfectly innocent wooded course into a Mad Science horror spectacular. Because apparently throwing discs at trees wasn't challenging enough without adding fictional toxic waste and escaped experiments to the mix.
The Experiment Details
When: Fridays starting September 26th
Where: Art Dye Disc Golf Park (aka "The Secret Laboratory")
Duration: 10 weeks of escalating scientific horror
Start Times: Flexible scheduling from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM - because contamination waits for no one!
Choose your preferred time to navigate through dense woods that are now supposedly filled with chemical spills, electrical surges, and mutated specimens. You know, typical Friday fun.
Laboratory Fees & Specimens
All divisions welcome - from MPO specimens to recreational test subjects. The laboratory doesn't discriminate in its pursuit of scientific chaos.
Handicap Equalization Chamber
This league features a handicap system - think of it as giving everyone the same mutation serum so they can compete fairly. Your recent performance gets calculated into your scores, meaning seasoned disc golfers can't just coast on skill while newer players get actual chances at prizes.
It's like Mario Kart's blue shell, but for disc golf and with more scientific legitimacy.
The Horror Narrative Arc
We're currently in Week 1: "Silent Laboratory" - the calm before the storm where you'll discover "abandoned research stations" throughout Art Dye's fairways. Because apparently those trees weren't obstacles enough without adding fictional laboratory equipment.
Over the next 9 weeks, expect escalating chaos including chemical cascades, specimen surges, power failures, and eventually a total facility meltdown. It's like watching a B-movie unfold in slow motion, except you're the starring test subjects.
*Rolls eyes* Because nothing says "competitive disc golf" like pretending your tree kick was caused by a mutant predator.
About Our "Research Facility"
This experiment is brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) organization dedicated to growing disc golf in Utah. They've apparently decided that growth includes fictional laboratory disasters and horror movie narratives. Their mission to increase venue quantity and quality now includes imaginary contamination zones.
Art Dye's technical wooded course provides the perfect setting for this scientific theater - dense trees become containment barriers, elevation changes become multi-level lab complexes, and your inevitable disc retrieval becomes specimen recovery missions.
Registration Alert: The laboratory is accepting new test subjects! With flexible start times and handicap equalization, even first-time disc golfers can join the scientific chaos.
*Adjusts clipboard dramatically* Because apparently I need more people to narrate through this 10-week descent into Mad Science madness. The more specimens, the more absurd my job becomes!
Remember: In this laboratory, every tree kick is a "containment breach," every ace is a "successful mutation," and every bogey is just "expected experimental failure." Welcome to disc golf's most scientifically ridiculous Friday league!
Date: 10/10/2025 12:00 PM
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM MDT to 6:20 PM MDT
Location: Art Dye
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Schedule
Week 1: Silent Laboratory
Sep 26, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 2: First Contact
Oct 3, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 3: Chemical Cascade
Oct 10, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 4: Specimen Surge
Oct 17, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 5: Power Failure
Oct 24, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 6: Mutation Wave
Oct 31, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 7: System Meltdown
Nov 7, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 8: Total Breach
Nov 14, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 9: Critical Mass
Nov 21, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 10: Final Escape
Nov 28, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park

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Silent Laboratory
Organization

ElevateUT Disc Golf
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport of disc golf through...
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Amateur Payouts through Birdcage Disc Golf
If you're playing in an amateur division, your winnings will be available as store credit at Birdcage Disc Golf.
Contact Information
Location: Orem, UT
Phone: (385) 985-0756
Email: birdcagediscgolf@gmail.com

Course Improvement Fund
- $1 of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
- This is a tax-deductible donation to a non-profit.