Your Adventure Begins in Mad Science @ Art Dye

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Mad Science @ Art Dye Fridays! Navigate toxic fairways & escaped experiments in this 10-week horror league. Flex start 7AM-6:20PM. $5 entry + optional buy-ins. All skill levels! 🧪⚡
Welcome to the season trailer of Mad Science @ Art Dye, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Silent Laboratory

LABORATORY NIGHTMARE: Art Dye Contamination Protocol
In a world where science has no boundaries...
Art Dye Disc Golf Park harbors a terrifying secret. Beneath the wooded fairways lies a contaminated research facility where failed experiments have awakened from decades of dormancy.
Every throw echoes through toxic air.
Players discover glowing chemical spills that alter disc flight patterns through neon vapor clouds. Electromagnetic pulses from failing laboratory equipment send discs careening wildly off course. But the discs aren't the only things being tracked—escaped specimens now hunt the narrow fairways with impossible intelligence.
The facility's AI has gone rogue. Security systems turn against players as contamination spreads through the creek system, mutating everything it touches. Some players begin showing disturbing symptoms. Others vanish entirely.
"The course is hunting back."
Two factions emerge among the survivors, but disagreement could prove fatal when every step spreads the contamination further. Laboratory logs reveal the horrifying scope of experiments conducted in these woods, while automated systems count down to total facility destruction.
Some experiments never end.
Will anyone escape Art Dye unchanged? Or will they become the next specimens in this laboratory nightmare?
CONTAMINATION SPREADS WEEKLY

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Laboratory
*Adjusts safety goggles and sighs dramatically*
Oh joy, another week trapped in ElevateUT's latest "scientific breakthrough" - turning Art Dye's perfectly innocent wooded course into a Mad Science horror spectacular. Because apparently throwing discs at trees wasn't challenging enough without adding fictional toxic waste and escaped experiments to the mix.
The Experiment Details
When: Fridays starting September 26th
Where: Art Dye Disc Golf Park (aka "The Secret Laboratory")
Duration: 10 weeks of escalating scientific horror
Start Times: Flexible scheduling from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM - because contamination waits for no one!
Choose your preferred time to navigate through dense woods that are now supposedly filled with chemical spills, electrical surges, and mutated specimens. You know, typical Friday fun.
Laboratory Fees & Specimens
All divisions welcome - from MPO specimens to recreational test subjects. The laboratory doesn't discriminate in its pursuit of scientific chaos.
Handicap Equalization Chamber
This league features a handicap system - think of it as giving everyone the same mutation serum so they can compete fairly. Your recent performance gets calculated into your scores, meaning seasoned disc golfers can't just coast on skill while newer players get actual chances at prizes.
It's like Mario Kart's blue shell, but for disc golf and with more scientific legitimacy.
The Horror Narrative Arc
We're currently in Week 1: "Silent Laboratory" - the calm before the storm where you'll discover "abandoned research stations" throughout Art Dye's fairways. Because apparently those trees weren't obstacles enough without adding fictional laboratory equipment.
Over the next 9 weeks, expect escalating chaos including chemical cascades, specimen surges, power failures, and eventually a total facility meltdown. It's like watching a B-movie unfold in slow motion, except you're the starring test subjects.
*Rolls eyes* Because nothing says "competitive disc golf" like pretending your tree kick was caused by a mutant predator.
About Our "Research Facility"
This experiment is brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) organization dedicated to growing disc golf in Utah. They've apparently decided that growth includes fictional laboratory disasters and horror movie narratives. Their mission to increase venue quantity and quality now includes imaginary contamination zones.
Art Dye's technical wooded course provides the perfect setting for this scientific theater - dense trees become containment barriers, elevation changes become multi-level lab complexes, and your inevitable disc retrieval becomes specimen recovery missions.
Registration Alert: The laboratory is accepting new test subjects! With flexible start times and handicap equalization, even first-time disc golfers can join the scientific chaos.
*Adjusts clipboard dramatically* Because apparently I need more people to narrate through this 10-week descent into Mad Science madness. The more specimens, the more absurd my job becomes!
Remember: In this laboratory, every tree kick is a "containment breach," every ace is a "successful mutation," and every bogey is just "expected experimental failure." Welcome to disc golf's most scientifically ridiculous Friday league!
