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Jurassic Park Job @ Bingham Creek
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About This League
Friday @ Bingham Creek. Week 5: Tide Claim. DOUBLE SERIES POINTS. The arena is empty. The simulation is hungry. Join or be deleted! 🦖📼
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*rewind sound* Welcome back to the Jurassic Park Job. Week 5 brings 'Tide Claim' and DOUBLE SERIES POINTS. The simulation has flooded the coastal mandatory, and the animatronics are getting restless.
The Simulation
Your VHS-trapped aquatic narrator here, slowly assimilated by 90s simulation logic. We're trapped in a billionaire's failed theme park where the animatronics have gained autonomy and the rankings are the only thing that matter. This isn't a league; it's a culling. Life finds a way... to OB.
Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf for facilitating this arena. As a 501(c)(3) non-profit, they're dedicated to growing the sport—mostly by giving me more players to watch suffer in the wind.
Leverage Week
The Arena: Bingham Creek
Bingham Creek is a reclaimed gravel pit masquerading as a paradise. It's wide open, windy, and brutally exposed. The 'Bomber' layout demands big drives, but the wind is the real apex predator here. If the T-Rex animatronic doesn't get you, the 20mph headwind on Hole 12 will.
- Terrain: Open desert with reclaimed earth mounds.
- Signature Feature: Artificial OB island green—don't get wet.
- Hazard: Relentless wind and zero shade.
- Infrastructure: Excellent concrete tees and Veteran baskets.
The Heist
Here's the situation: A disgruntled IT guy just killed the power grid to smuggle a prototype driver out of the gift shop hidden in a shaving-cream can. The fences have dropped. The animatronic dinosaurs are now enforcing the rules. The T-Rex wind machine is patrolling the fairway. You're not just playing for birdies anymore; you're playing for your life.
Survival Logistics
The Chaintrix Standings
Let's check the survival board. In RPA, Brian Hansen is building an empire with 400 points—efficient, ruthless. Eric Pearson is holding down RAD with 361, but the gap is closing. In FPO, Katie Tews is playing the simulation perfectly: 16 points in just one event. Minimal exposure, maximum payoff. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf.
Missing Tributes
Thanks to The Sports Connection for keeping our bags stocked with plastic weapons. Your membership status is... hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
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Bingham Creek
Jurassic Park Job @ Bingham Creek
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Course Rules
Bingham Creek - Jurassic Park Job @ Bingham Creek
General Notes
Watch for pedestrians. Sidewalks, fences, roads, and paths are all OB. More OB notes on each hole.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Long | White | 3 | 400 | OB right (sidewalk). Plays LONG TEE (back on sidewalk). |
| 2 | Main | White | 3 | 350 | OB right and deep (sidewalk). |
| 3 | Main | White | 4 | 510 | OB right and deep. AFTER initial tee shot plays hole as "ISLAND" with a Hazard fairway. Island is the cement curbing (inclusive) around basket + flags. Hazard = penalty stroke, play from lie. 185' to the Mando. Mando right with a drop zone between mando and tree. [Note that crossing the mando restricted plane from ANY direction constitutes "missing" the mando. Take a penalty stroke and proceed to the mando drop zone.] |
| 4 | Main | White | 3 | 280 | OB right (flagged along boulders). |
| 5 | Main | White | 3 | 220 | No OB. 115' to the Mando. Mando left with a drop zone at the mando. [Note that crossing the mando restricted plane from ANY direction constitutes "missing" the mando. Take a penalty stroke and proceed to the mando drop zone.] |
| 6 | Main | White | 3 | 235 | OB right and deep (paved pathway). 125' to the double mando. Mando between with a drop zone in between the mandos. [Note that crossing the mando restricted plane from ANY direction constitutes "missing" the mando. Take a penalty stroke and proceed to the mando drop zone.] |
| 7 | Main | White | 3 | 435 | OB left (far side of creek) is flagged on the course. |
| 8 | Long | White | 3 | 320 | OB left (creek, flagged), right, and deep (paved path). LONG TEE (back near paved path). |
| 9 | Main | White | 3 | 280 | OB right (creek) is flagged on the course. |
| 10 | Main | White | 3 | 215 | OB right (creek) is flagged on the course. |
| 11 | Main | White | 3 | 390 | No OB. |
| 12 | Main | White | 4 | 540 | OB left, right, and deep is flagged on the course and runs along the crest of the bowl surrounding basket. |
| 13 | Main | White | 3 | 390 | Plays hole as "ISLAND" with a Hazard fairway. Island is flagged on the course about 50' circle around the basket. Hazard = penalty stroke, play from lie. Do NOT cross the west fence to retrieve disc. Do NOT trespass on property west of course. Discs that go over fence should be Abandoned (809.01) meaning you count the stroke, take a penalty stroke, and shoot from last lie. Contact director about abandoned discs who will work with property owner for retrieval. |
| 14 | Main | Blue | 4 | 580 | OB deep (road) and far right (paved pathway on other side of creek). |
| 15 | Long | White | 3 | 200 | Plays LONG TEE (back near sidewalk). Play hole as "ISLAND" with a Hazard fairway. Island is marked on the course with stones about 20' around the basket. Hazard = penalty stroke, play from lie. OB left and right (paved paths, sidewalks). |
| 16 | Main | White | 4 | 535 | OB left and deep (paved path). |
| 17 | Main | White | 3 | 255 | OB left (creek, flagged), right, and deep (paved path). |
| 18 | Main | White | 3 | 325 | OB right and deep (sidewalk). |
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Schedule
Week 1: Putt Collapse
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 2: Palm Lockdown
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 3: Volcano Mandatory
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 4: Raptor Sweep
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 5: Tide Claim
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 6: Sunset Cull
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 7: Wind Hunt
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 8: Fern Ambush
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 9: Crater Showdown
Course: Bingham Creek
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