Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)

Paddle Panic

Sunday dawn breaks over Dry Creek Trail, and suddenly—cluck!—the barnyard eruptions begin! Imagine caped hens darting between daisies, piggy sidekicks power-flinging mini-discs, and dastardly wolves with pizza-box masks lurking in the shadows. Paddle Panic is coming this June 15, and the only thing missing is you charging into the chaos!

Have you ever wondered how Slammin’ Sam (S1) launches those turbo-charged throws while balancing an egg on her beak? Or how Turbo Tina (T2) manages to snipe the basket from twenty paces through a hail of hay bales? I swear I saw her pirouette mid-air last round—my own attempt at a triple-jump-flip ended in a haystack–trampoline fiasco! Could this be the moment I finally master the “Feathered Fling,” or am I destined to faceplant again? What secret tactics will our comedy superhero barnyard brigade unveil as dawn breaks on gameday?

Oh, the glorious mayhem—a scramble to save precious eggs from those hapless villain wolves, all before breakfast! Registration opens at 6/13/2025 9:00 AM, so mark your calendars and polish your fastest discs. I’ll be there, poncho askew and eggshell still stuck in my pocket—cheering louder than a rooster on triple espresso! Thanks to our amazing sponsors for powering our poultry pastime, you’ll even snag bonus putters if you swoop in early.

So, brave bird-lovers and fearless flankers, will you rise with the sun and join the rescue? Can you outwit the wolves, out-throw the pigs, and out-cluck yours truly? Sign up, grab your cape (and maybe a crash helmet), and prepare for the funniest, most feather-frenzied round of the season. Paddle Panic awaits—let the barnyard heroics begin!