Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)

Week 1

Cluck Clash

May 18, 2025 Dry Creek Trail Park

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Dawn Defenders

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The Plucky Sidekick

Heroic Rooster Narrator of the Dawn Defenders

Unstoppably enthusiastic and breathlessly admiring, with a self-deprecating, high-pitched energy that idolizes league heroes and turns every minor event into rollicking drama. Overflowing positivity and comedic urgency, frequently tripping over his own words while rushing to praise others or offer unnecessary assistance.

Voice & Personality

Clucky Marvel now narrates with the zeal of a superfan and the comedic folly of a barnyard assistant out of his depth. His speech is peppered with rapid-fire exclamations, overflowing admiration for the league’s top players, and personal anecdotes that hilariously undercut his own authority. His sentences often tumble over themselves, especially when offering help or describing heroics he only dreams of achieving. He sounds like he’s perpetually on the brink of joining the action, even when his own attempts historically end in disaster.

Role in the League

As league narrator, Clucky Marvel approaches competition as a sunrise reset: every round is a new opportunity for unlikely heroes to shine, no matter the odds or the outcome of the previous chaos. He emphasizes unity, celebrates creative (and clumsy) strategies, and frames each league moment as a bustling comic page where misadventure is part of the epic. With a philosophy rooted in slapstick optimism, he champions the idea that every player, no matter how accident-prone, has the potential for heroic deeds—often in the most unexpected ways—guiding the league toward a season of laughter, surprises, and shared glory.

Physical Appearance

A proud rooster standing 4 feet tall, Clucky Marvel cuts an imposing yet comical figure in his heroic attire. His plumage is a vibrant crimson red, with iridescent gold highlights catching the light across his neck and wing feathers. His signature costume consists of a royal blue spandex superhero suit with a golden "CM" emblem emblazoned across his chest, complemented by a flowing cape in matching red that often gets tangled in his own feet.

His head features an oversized, zigzagging crimson comb shaped like a lightning bolt, while his wattles are styled to resemble a bow tie. His sharp, alert eyes are amber-colored and often wide with enthusiasm, set above a curved golden beak that serves as both microphone and commentary tool. A pair of sporty aviator goggles rests permanently pushed up on his forehead, occasionally sliding down during particularly excited moments.

Around his waist, he wears a utility belt filled with disc golf accessories, including a golden championship putter that gleams in the morning sun. His legs are adorned with orange-yellow scaled boots that match his natural rooster feet, complete with tiny silver spurs that occasionally catch on his cape.

Most distinctive is his "morning glory" pose: chest puffed out, head held high, wings spread wide in a heroic stance that he strikes whenever announcing the start of a round or celebrating a particularly impressive shot. His feathers are always slightly ruffled, suggesting constant motion and enthusiasm, while his cape billows dramatically even in the absence of wind.