Your Adventure Begins in Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Just a pink axolotl trying to make sense of your airborne plastic addiction.
Putt-only dawn duels at Dry Creek Trail Park, Sundays @7AM from May 18! Join Dead Outside Disc Golf’s mind-clearing ritual—bring only your wizard wand. More heroes needed! 🌅🥏
Welcome to the season trailer of Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated), where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Dawn Defenders

Dawn Defenders are the barnyard's valiant superhero squad, leaping, flying, and crash-landing into each new sunrise with the singular (albeit chaotic) mission to shield every egg from wolfly mischief. United in slapstick optimism, their plans often unravel in spectacular fashion but their camaraderie ensures no egg is left behind—at least until next dawn.
Midnight Meddlers
Midnight Meddlers are the league of sneaky, bumbling wolves (and their covert animal co-conspirators), specializing in dusk-to-dawn egg heists. Cloaked in the chill of night, their capers are elaborate, overconfident, and reliably undone by comic calamity or misplaced bravado. Whether plotting in shadows or donning sheepish disguises, these meddlers are always one pratfall away from being outfoxed by the sunrise squad.
Cluck Clash


Dawn Defenders: The Great Egg Scramble
In a world where disc golf is the last line of defense, chaos erupts at Dry Creek Trail Park with every sunrise. Cartoonish superhero barnyard animals—led by the indomitable Clucky Marvel—clash with the meddling genius of Baron Blunderfang and his devious wolf pack.
Every dawn, the battle begins—eggs teeter on disaster as comic book heroics and slapstick sabotage collide. Torn between wild ambition and bumbling instincts, the Dawn Defenders must unite to unravel dazzling villain gadgets: net traps unfurl on fairway drives, magnetic duck paddles send discs flying astray, and a faux dawn generator threatens to plunge victory into shadow.
Eggs shatter. Tensions crackle. The barnyard scrambles. Trust fractures with every wolf disguise, but hope glows at the edge of sunrise.
“Who will rise... when eggs fall?”
“Prepare for a scramble unlike any other!”
“Every throw is a leap of faith.”
“Sabotage strikes before the sun is up.”
“One dawn—one egg—one chance at glory.”
This season, teamwork will be tested, legends will be forged, and only unity can save the last egg.
This is... the barnyard’s boldest season yet.
Will the wolves outfox the sunrise, or will feathered heroes claim the day?
The fate of the barnyard hatches—at dawn.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your reluctant amphibian analyst, reporting for duty. Unfortunately.
Hey, I’m Flippy, your unwilling bard, serenading you through the absurdity of Dead Outside Disc Golf’s Crack of Dawn – Putters Only League. It’s Sunday @7AM, May 18–Jun 29 at Dry Creek Trail Park. Resist the urge to overthink—your disc is not your therapist, but you kinda are.
Club Mission: Break your bad habits & get out of your head—with mandatory wand-chucking.
🏰 Pools & Divisions
Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2
Course: Dry Creek Trail Park – Blue Teepads
Divisions: MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
Course: Dry Creek Trail Park – Blue Teepads
📅 Schedule
- May 18
- May 25
- Jun 1
- Jun 8
- Jun 15
- Jun 22
- Jun 29
💰 Fees & Prizes
- Weekly Buy-In: $3
- Optional: $10 prize money, $3 ace pot, $3 CTP, $2 super-ace
Big thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for a 10% boost on amateur winnings—cheers to capitalism that supports your plastic flicks.
Late to the party? Week’s ticking away—saddle up your disc wand, newbies; you still can catch this sunrise soap opera.
