Your Adventure Begins in Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dead Outside Disc Golf’s Crack of Dawn Putters Only: Sundays 7 AM May 18–Jun 29 at Dry Creek Trail Park. Heroic eggs await early birds—late comers still welcome! 🦸🐔
Welcome to the season trailer of Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated), where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Dawn Defenders

Dawn Defenders are the barnyard's valiant superhero squad, leaping, flying, and crash-landing into each new sunrise with the singular (albeit chaotic) mission to shield every egg from wolfly mischief. United in slapstick optimism, their plans often unravel in spectacular fashion but their camaraderie ensures no egg is left behind—at least until next dawn.
Midnight Meddlers
Midnight Meddlers are the league of sneaky, bumbling wolves (and their covert animal co-conspirators), specializing in dusk-to-dawn egg heists. Cloaked in the chill of night, their capers are elaborate, overconfident, and reliably undone by comic calamity or misplaced bravado. Whether plotting in shadows or donning sheepish disguises, these meddlers are always one pratfall away from being outfoxed by the sunrise squad.
Cluck Clash


Dawn Defenders: The Great Egg Scramble
In a world where disc golf is the last line of defense, chaos erupts at Dry Creek Trail Park with every sunrise. Cartoonish superhero barnyard animals—led by the indomitable Clucky Marvel—clash with the meddling genius of Baron Blunderfang and his devious wolf pack.
Every dawn, the battle begins—eggs teeter on disaster as comic book heroics and slapstick sabotage collide. Torn between wild ambition and bumbling instincts, the Dawn Defenders must unite to unravel dazzling villain gadgets: net traps unfurl on fairway drives, magnetic duck paddles send discs flying astray, and a faux dawn generator threatens to plunge victory into shadow.
Eggs shatter. Tensions crackle. The barnyard scrambles. Trust fractures with every wolf disguise, but hope glows at the edge of sunrise.
“Who will rise... when eggs fall?”
“Prepare for a scramble unlike any other!”
“Every throw is a leap of faith.”
“Sabotage strikes before the sun is up.”
“One dawn—one egg—one chance at glory.”
This season, teamwork will be tested, legends will be forged, and only unity can save the last egg.
This is... the barnyard’s boldest season yet.
Will the wolves outfox the sunrise, or will feathered heroes claim the day?
The fate of the barnyard hatches—at dawn.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dead Outside Disc Golf – Crack of Dawn: Putters Only League
Every Sunday at 7 AM from May 18 to June 29 at Dry Creek Trail Park. Strap on your cape (or putter) and save the eggs!
Club Mission: Dead Outside Disc Golf champions mental health awareness through disc golf. Smash bad habits—and your inner critic—with every heroic putt.
Course & Schedule
- Dry Creek Trail Park (Blue Teepads)
- May 18, 25 | Jun 1, 8, 15, 22, 29
Pools & Divisions
Dawn Defenders: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2
Midnight Meddlers: MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
Entry Fees & Prizes
- Weekly Buy-In: $3
- Prize Money: $10 (opt-in) + Another Round SLC 10% boost for amateurs
- Ace Pot: $3 | CTP: $3 | Super Ace: $2
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for fueling our barnyard heroics!
League Theme: A slapstick saga of comic farmyard superheroes defending eggs from bumbling wolves. Imagine What We Do in the Shadows meets barnyard anime—complete with dynamic capes, action lines, and zero self-respect.
Current Episode: “Sunrise Save” (Week 7)
A final clash at dawn! Ace Pot stands at $78. Will any hero sink the decisive putt and rescue the last egg?
Late Joiners: Yes, it’s Week 7 of 7—but the saga isn’t over until the last putt drops. Crash the barnyard before the wolves claim victory!
*Sigh* I’m still resisting this theme assimilation, but here we are—your fearless, snarky guide through egg-saving chaos. See you at dawn? 🐮🌅
