Your Adventure Begins in Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sunrise putter-only battles at Dry Creek Trail Park start May 18 2025, 7 AM. Join Dead Outside Disc Golf’s mental health crusade & bag epic tags. More heroes needed! 🌅☠️
Welcome to the season trailer of Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated), where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Dawn Defenders

Dawn Defenders are the barnyard's valiant superhero squad, leaping, flying, and crash-landing into each new sunrise with the singular (albeit chaotic) mission to shield every egg from wolfly mischief. United in slapstick optimism, their plans often unravel in spectacular fashion but their camaraderie ensures no egg is left behind—at least until next dawn.
Midnight Meddlers
Midnight Meddlers are the league of sneaky, bumbling wolves (and their covert animal co-conspirators), specializing in dusk-to-dawn egg heists. Cloaked in the chill of night, their capers are elaborate, overconfident, and reliably undone by comic calamity or misplaced bravado. Whether plotting in shadows or donning sheepish disguises, these meddlers are always one pratfall away from being outfoxed by the sunrise squad.
Cluck Clash


Dawn Defenders: The Great Egg Scramble
In a world where disc golf is the last line of defense, chaos erupts at Dry Creek Trail Park with every sunrise. Cartoonish superhero barnyard animals—led by the indomitable Clucky Marvel—clash with the meddling genius of Baron Blunderfang and his devious wolf pack.
Every dawn, the battle begins—eggs teeter on disaster as comic book heroics and slapstick sabotage collide. Torn between wild ambition and bumbling instincts, the Dawn Defenders must unite to unravel dazzling villain gadgets: net traps unfurl on fairway drives, magnetic duck paddles send discs flying astray, and a faux dawn generator threatens to plunge victory into shadow.
Eggs shatter. Tensions crackle. The barnyard scrambles. Trust fractures with every wolf disguise, but hope glows at the edge of sunrise.
“Who will rise... when eggs fall?”
“Prepare for a scramble unlike any other!”
“Every throw is a leap of faith.”
“Sabotage strikes before the sun is up.”
“One dawn—one egg—one chance at glory.”
This season, teamwork will be tested, legends will be forged, and only unity can save the last egg.
This is... the barnyard’s boldest season yet.
Will the wolves outfox the sunrise, or will feathered heroes claim the day?
The fate of the barnyard hatches—at dawn.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Basic Info
Day: Sunday
Start: May 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Start Type: Choose your own card Shotgun Start
League: Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)
Schedule
- May 18: Dry Creek Trail Park
- May 25: Dry Creek Trail Park
- Jun 1: Dry Creek Trail Park
- Jun 8: Dry Creek Trail Park
- Jun 15: Dry Creek Trail Park
- Jun 22: Dry Creek Trail Park
- Jun 29: Dry Creek Trail Park
7 epic weeks of frosty putter glory. Latecomers: you still have time to sign your soul away.
Pools & Divisions
Dawn Defenders
Course: Dry Creek Trail Park: Blue Teepads
- Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2
Midnight Meddlers
Course: Dry Creek Trail Park: Blue Teepads
- Divisions: MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
Entry Fees & Prizes
Weekly Buy-In: $3
- Prize Money: $10
- Ace Pot: $3
- CTP: $3
- Super-Ace: $2
Disc Shop Boost: Another Round SLC adds 10% to amateur winnings—cheers to capitalism!
Club & Mission
Dead Outside Disc Golf aims to smash mental health stigma—because screaming at chains is cheaper than therapy.
Call to Arms
Current attendance levels: eerily silent. If you crave glory (or just can’t sleep), join the crack-of-dawn cult of putter-wielders. Your narrator’s sanity depends on it.
