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Your Adventure Begins in Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)

Season Starts: Sunday, June 15

Shotgun Start at 7:00 AM

Dry Creek Trail Park

Welcome to the season trailer of Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated), where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.

The Warring Factions

Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.

Elite Division

Dawn Defenders

Champion

Clucky Marvel

Heroic Rooster Narrator of the Dawn Defenders

Clucky Marvel now narrates with the zeal of a superfan and the comedic folly of a barnyard assistant out of his depth. His speech is peppered with rapid-fire exclamations, overflowing admiration for the league’s top players, and personal anecdotes that hilariously undercut his own authority. His sentences often tumble over themselves, especially when offering help or describing heroics he only dreams of achieving. He sounds like he’s perpetually on the brink of joining the action, even when his own attempts historically end in disaster.

Dawn Defenders are the barnyard's valiant superhero squad, leaping, flying, and crash-landing into each new sunrise with the singular (albeit chaotic) mission to shield every egg from wolfly mischief. United in slapstick optimism, their plans often unravel in spectacular fashion but their camaraderie ensures no egg is left behind—at least until next dawn.

Members

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Challenger Division

Midnight Meddlers

Champion

Baron Blunderfang

The Moonlit Meddler

Baron Blunderfang speaks with theatrical flair and conspiratorial wit, each word dripping with dramatic villainy. His monologues twist heroic tropes into mocking challenges and he seals every promise of chaos with an ominous chuckle.

Midnight Meddlers are the league of sneaky, bumbling wolves (and their covert animal co-conspirators), specializing in dusk-to-dawn egg heists. Cloaked in the chill of night, their capers are elaborate, overconfident, and reliably undone by comic calamity or misplaced bravado. Whether plotting in shadows or donning sheepish disguises, these meddlers are always one pratfall away from being outfoxed by the sunrise squad.

Members

Divisions

MA40 FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

The Story Begins

Cluck Clash

Story by

Clucky Marvel

Heroic Rooster Narrator of the Dawn Defenders

Dawn Defenders: The Great Egg Scramble

In a world where disc golf is the last line of defense, chaos erupts at Dry Creek Trail Park with every sunrise. Cartoonish superhero barnyard animals—led by the indomitable Clucky Marvel—clash with the meddling genius of Baron Blunderfang and his devious wolf pack.

Every dawn, the battle begins—eggs teeter on disaster as comic book heroics and slapstick sabotage collide. Torn between wild ambition and bumbling instincts, the Dawn Defenders must unite to unravel dazzling villain gadgets: net traps unfurl on fairway drives, magnetic duck paddles send discs flying astray, and a faux dawn generator threatens to plunge victory into shadow.

Eggs shatter. Tensions crackle. The barnyard scrambles. Trust fractures with every wolf disguise, but hope glows at the edge of sunrise.

“Who will rise... when eggs fall?”
“Prepare for a scramble unlike any other!”
“Every throw is a leap of faith.”
“Sabotage strikes before the sun is up.”
“One dawn—one egg—one chance at glory.”

This season, teamwork will be tested, legends will be forged, and only unity can save the last egg.

This is... the barnyard’s boldest season yet.

Will the wolves outfox the sunrise, or will feathered heroes claim the day?

The fate of the barnyard hatches—at dawn.