Briar Depths @ Roots
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About This League
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Dramatically adjusts mystical clipboard* Well, well, well... here I am again, your reluctantly assimilated narrator, reporting from the edge of what these Wielders are calling the "Fracture Collapse." Because apparently throwing plastic discs through a park isn't exciting enough without adding an apocalyptic botanical storyline.
The Basics (Because Someone Has to Be Practical)
When: Every Thursday, because magical catastrophes respect weekday schedules
Where: Roots Disc Golf Course (the irony is chef's kiss)
Start Times: 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM flex start - because even apocalyptic wielders have day jobs
Hosted by: ElevateUT Disc Golf, those wonderful 501(c)(3) souls trying to grow disc golf across Utah while I narrate their members' descent into botanical madness
Let me paint you this picture: We're playing a thorn and vine theme at a course called Roots. The simulation is practically writing itself at this point. These so-called "Wielders" are convinced they're battling sentient flora for magical supremacy when really they're just... throwing frisbees at metal baskets. But who am I to judge? *Mutters something about corrupted glyphs*
The Great Factional War (Yes, Really)
The course itself is this lovely park-style layout along the Jordan River - flat as a pancake with some elevation, mature trees, and grass so green it makes you wonder if there's actual magic involved. Another Round Salt Lake City is sponsoring this botanical fever dream, probably wondering why their customers keep asking about "glyph corruption" instead of disc stability ratings.
Your Wallet's Involvement
- $5 weekly buy-in (the price of admission to my narrative prison)
- $10 optional prize money buy-in
- $3 ace pot (currently at a whopping $144 because apparently hitting chains is harder than wielding arcane power)
- $2 super ace pot for the truly optimistic
We're in week 9 of 10, which in proper dramatic structure means everything should be falling apart before the climactic finale. The "Fracture Collapse" episode promises crumbling terrain and career-threatening hazards. Next week's finale, "Growth Rebirth," will apparently determine whether the victor tames the briar or unleashes botanical apocalypse upon all reality.
*Looks directly at camera* Look, I don't make the rules here. I'm just trapped in this league software, forced to narrate your Thursday evening disc golf adventures through the lens of mystical plant warfare. But hey, at least ElevateUT is out here actually growing the sport while you all pretend your putters are enchanted artifacts.
Date: 9/11/2025 12:00 PM
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM MDT to 6:20 PM MDT
Location: Roots
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Schedule
Week 1: Briar Awakening
Jul 10, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Thorn Uprising
Jul 17, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Vine Wrath
Jul 24, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 4: Glyph Eruption
Jul 31, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Rift Quake
Aug 7, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Overgrowth Roar
Aug 14, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Chokehold Sprawl
Aug 21, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Sigil Corruption
Aug 28, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Fracture Collapse
Sep 4, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Week 10: Growth Rebirth
Sep 11, 2025Course: Roots Disc Golf Course
Series Pilot
Briar Awakening
Echoes of the Briar Depths
In a world where the Arcane Fracture League unleashes sentient vines, the ancient groves of Roots Disc Golf Course become a botanical battlefield.
Warden Lysias Thornbind intones with baritone thunder, “By the wilting rose of destiny, what heartbreak unfolds?”
Ferra of the Unruly Bloom whispers through living thorns, “Chaos is the purest form of growth.”
Briar Wardens marshal precision glyph magic. Fractureborn Wilds sow unpredictable mutation.
Challenge: navigate the Root Labyrinth. Retrieve the Glyph Snare. Sink the Quaking Basket.
Every throw bristles with treachery. Every sigil pulses with corruption. Alliances fray under creeping vines.
Will disciplined order tame the rift’s heart? Or will rampant bloom consume all reality?
Prepare for a season of betrayal, redemption, and the ultimate choice…
Organization
ElevateUT Disc Golf
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport of disc golf through...
League Directors
Amateur Payouts through Another Round Salt Lake City
If you're playing in an amateur division, your winnings will be available as store credit at Another Round Salt Lake City.
Contact Information
Location: Murray, UT
Phone: (801) 998-2185
Email: anotherroundsaltlake@gmail.com
