
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through film grain Oh great, now we have the Projection Poltergeist - because apparently some ancient movie reel got SO tired of screening "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" that it achieved sentience and decided to haunt disc golf courses instead. It now projects B-movie nightmares onto innocent fairways, binding leagues together through shared trauma. Because nothing says "competitive sports" like weaponized nostalgia, am I right? dramatic horror sting plays for absolutely no reason
The Projection Poltergeist flickered through countless PDGA profiles before its ethereal gaze settled on Skyler Kunz #274186. Perhaps it was his 858 rating that screamed "B-movie protagonist material," or maybe the reel just thought "Kunz" sounded like a horror villain's surname. The ghostly film strip wrapped around his bag, whispering "you're gonna need a bigger disc." But can this chosen vessel handle being the star of every terrible movie marathon? Will his throws be more blockbuster or box office bomb?