Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025
Current Holder
Brian Hansen
Restroom Revenant
Restroom Haunter with a Grudge Against Birdies
Allergic to Stadium Glow
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Restroom Revenant began as a mall janitor who ventured into the flooded basement to contain the infection, only to be possessed by a demonic entity from the contaminated waters. This fusion of supernatural and viral horrors created a tormented being that now lurks in restrooms, symbolizing the failure of sanitation and order in the apocalypse. Its presence serves as a grim reminder that the outbreak's roots extend beyond mere biological decay.
This entity has a semi-corporeal form that can phase through solid surfaces like restroom stalls and walls, making it elusive and difficult to confront. It emits a chilling psychic aura that induces fear and temporary paralysis in nearby survivors, and its touch can corrupt minds, amplifying disorientation. Vulnerable to intense light sources, it retreats from illuminated areas, reflecting its origin in the mall's darkest, water-damaged spaces.
The Restroom Revenant preys on survivors in mall restrooms, using possession and illusions to turn potential safe zones into deadly traps. It escalates the horror by undermining player trust in familiar locations, emphasizing the theme of psychological warfare alongside the physical zombie threat.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Final Push), the player moved down with tag number changing from 9 to 12. (Week 8 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 7 (Power Down), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 37 to 9. (Week 7 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
If bag tags had a survival rating, the absent ones would be the ones hiding in the supply closet while the rest of us face the horde. No plot armor for you.
Brian Hansen's Restroom Revenant slipped from #32 to #37 by forfeiture after skipping Safe Zone. Week 6 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The only thing not rising this week is the rank of these absent tags. They're giving 'pretzel biter' – all twisted up and going nowhere.
Brian Hansen's Restroom Revenant slipped from #29 to #32 by forfeiture after skipping Horde Rising. Week 5 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Some tags are giving main character energy without showing up for their own comic book panel. The horde is disappointed in your plot armor.
Brian Hansen's Restroom Revenant slipped from #29 to #32 by forfeiture after skipping Horde Rising. Week 5 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Our tag migration has the same energy as an escalator during a power outage—absolutely zero movement while the infection spreads below.
Brian Hansen's Restroom Revenant slipped from #25 to #29 by forfeiture after skipping Resource Run. Week 4 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my vintage horror poster frame while glaring at the screen
Oh, FANTASTIC. Now I'm narrating the birth of a bathroom ghost because apparently someone thought "Hey, you know what this zombie mall needs? Toilet humor!"
The Restroom Revenant spawned when a janitor tried to fix the flooded basement plumbing and got possessed by... checks notes ...demonic toilet water. Because nothing says "peak horror cinema" like combining The Ring with a plumbing emergency, am I right?
Will this porcelain poltergeist haunt more than just bathroom stalls?
dramatically waves hands while trapped pixels flicker
Oh PERFECT. So when the Restroom Revenant needed its first victim—I MEAN bearer—the demonic plumbing spirits sensed Brian Hansen's PDGA credentials (#99877, rated 932) from three stalls away. Apparently his disc golf skills were so... fluid... that the porcelain poltergeist chose him instantly!
But can he handle being haunted by bathroom humor forever?