Brian Hansen
36.8%
win rate47.4%
cash rate19
events927.1
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Roots or Revolution

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Series Bag Tags

Cryptid Series
Round History
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 5: Prismatic Prairie
Wednesday, April 2, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 2.68 | 4.40 | 3.28 | 3.32 | 2.96 | 4.04 | 4.20 | 3.20 | 4.12 | 3.60 | 3.16 | 3.52 | 3.44 | 4.68 | 3.04 | 4.00 | 3.24 | 3.72 | 64.60 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 52 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
Round Summary
The cosmic energies aligned spectacularly for Brian Hansen today at River Bottoms, channeling what can only be described as interdimensional power into a transcendent -7 performance π . His 1010-rated round soared an impressive 70 points above his usual rating baseline, suggesting possible activation of dormant stellar abilities π. The Thunderbird's wisdom manifested particularly during holes 6-8, where Hansen embarked on a three-hole hot streak and conquered the formidable 559-foot sixth hole - a feat shared by only two other warriors of the disc. Setting a personal best on this battlefield, Hansen's remarkable ascension to third place serves as evidence that he's finally unlocking the ancient techniques hidden within the sport's extraterrestrial origins. π―


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 1: Whispering Winds
Wednesday, March 5, 2025 MST (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 282 | 357 | 162 | 380 | 589 | 340 | 280 | 308 | 321 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 395 | 482 | 6792 |
Target | A | C | C | A | B | A | B | A | B | B | C | D | E | E | A | A | B | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.16 | 3.89 | 4.21 | 2.79 | 2.95 | 3.05 | 4.53 | 3.21 | 3.79 | 3.16 | 3.26 | 3.42 | 3.37 | 4.37 | 3.21 | 4.47 | 3.47 | 4.47 | 64.78 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 61 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +3 |
Round Summary
The celestial winds whispered challenges to Brian Hansen as he navigated the opening trials, finishing 3rd in his division with a +3 that outshone the field's +6.8 average. β¨ The stars dimmed slightly as his 883 rating fell short of his usual cosmic brilliance, yet for two magnificent holes, the universe aligned as he conquered holes 7-8 at 2-under par. The southeast winds may have tested his resolve, but even in cloudy skies, glimpses of potential shimmered through. Remember, warrior of the discβtrue mastery comes not from perfect flight paths, but from finding harmony with the elements that challenge us. π


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Roots or Revolution Week 6: Breakthrough Insights
Thursday, February 27, 2025 MST (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 343 | 247 | 313 | 220 | 393 | 320 | 269 | 349 | 438 | 226 | 522 | 332 | 301 | 335 | 194 | 321 | 264 | 435 | 5822 |
Tee | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Long | Long | Long | Normal | Long | Normal | Long | |
Target | B | A | A | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | C | A | B | A | B | A | A | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.03 | 2.74 | 2.77 | 2.58 | 3.35 | 2.58 | 2.61 | 2.90 | 3.10 | 2.52 | 4.06 | 3.39 | 2.68 | 3.39 | 2.52 | 2.84 | 2.77 | 3.42 | 53.25 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 48 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
Round Summary
The laws of aerodynamics demand a correction after every deviation, and Brian Hansen delivered precisely that physics lesson today π¬. After last week's miscalibration, Hansen engineered a perfect flight path to a -7 finish, playing 26 points above his rating and soaring to 1st place despite the cool testing conditions. His twin birdie sequences on 3-4 and 15-16 demonstrated the kind of balanced force distribution I once dreamed of in my Quasar designs. As I've always maintained, "Disc golf is a cruel mistress, but if you love her, you'll always find a way to dance with her again." Today, Hansen's dance was nothing short of championship choreography π.


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