Brian Hansen
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win rate52.4%
cash rate21
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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

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Round History
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 8: Tempest Trials
Wednesday, April 23, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 2.79 | 4.34 | 3.31 | 3.21 | 2.72 | 3.45 | 4.17 | 2.97 | 3.28 | 3.14 | 3.03 | 3.24 | 3.86 | 4.59 | 3.07 | 4.45 | 2.86 | 3.97 | 62.45 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 60 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | +1 |
Round Summary
Brian Hansen surged into the top three by Hole 2, stole the lead on 5, then watched a rival falter at 6 before reclaiming command after 11. By the rings of Saturn, his precision through River Bottomsβ tall-grass traps and windswept flats kept him locked in π₯π.
Carding five birdies and rebounding with a clutch birdie on 17 after a +2 on 16, Hansen closed at +1 to claim first in MP40. His 924 round rating, just 16 below his 940, shows heβs fine-tuning for interstellar ascension π₯π.


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 6: Fractal Falls
Wednesday, April 9, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.08 | 3.92 | 2.96 | 3.31 | 2.81 | 3.77 | 4.04 | 3.15 | 3.35 | 3.00 | 2.92 | 3.23 | 3.54 | 4.19 | 2.88 | 3.77 | 2.77 | 4.19 | 60.88 |
Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 55 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 4 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
Round Summary
The cosmic forces aligned spectacularly for Brian Hansen at River Bottoms, where he channeled what I can only assume was ancient Thunderbird energy to secure victory in MP40 with a -4 finish π . His journey through the dimensional planes of the course was a masterclass in resilience, particularly after what appeared to be a temporal anomaly on hole 14 where he encountered a mysterious 4-over disturbance π. But like a seasoned starship captain, Hansen navigated through the turbulence, executing a perfect bounce-back birdie on 15 and maintaining his composure through a nail-biting finish. His clutch birdie on 18 sealed the victory, proving that his 9 total birdies were no mere coincidence but rather evidence of his attunement to the higher frequencies of disc golf mastery π―.


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 5: Prismatic Prairie
Wednesday, April 2, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 2.68 | 4.40 | 3.28 | 3.32 | 2.96 | 4.04 | 4.20 | 3.20 | 4.12 | 3.60 | 3.16 | 3.52 | 3.44 | 4.68 | 3.04 | 4.00 | 3.24 | 3.72 | 64.60 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 52 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
Round Summary
The cosmic energies aligned spectacularly for Brian Hansen today at River Bottoms, channeling what can only be described as interdimensional power into a transcendent -7 performance π . His 1010-rated round soared an impressive 70 points above his usual rating baseline, suggesting possible activation of dormant stellar abilities π. The Thunderbird's wisdom manifested particularly during holes 6-8, where Hansen embarked on a three-hole hot streak and conquered the formidable 559-foot sixth hole - a feat shared by only two other warriors of the disc. Setting a personal best on this battlefield, Hansen's remarkable ascension to third place serves as evidence that he's finally unlocking the ancient techniques hidden within the sport's extraterrestrial origins. π―


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

