Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Casey Howard
Reel Ritualist
Celluloid Priest of Midnight Movie Magic
Bound By Cinematic Canon
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
When the last projectionist of a legendary grindhouse theater died while splicing together the ultimate horror film compilation, his soul fused with miles of celluloid to become the Reel Ritualist. Now this spectral cinema priest conducts sacred film ceremonies across all Horror Hall of Fame venues, using actual movie reels as mystical components to bind authentic B-movie experiences into a cohesive supernatural saga.
The Reel Ritualist manifests as translucent celluloid strips that constantly flow and reshape around a spectral core of pure cinema light. Film reels orbit this entity like mystical prayer wheels, each containing fragments of authentic grindhouse experiences harvested from Horror Hall of Fame venues. When performing ceremonies, the strips weave together into complex ritual patterns that splice reality itself, binding horror narratives across leagues through supernatural film editing.
The Reel Ritualist serves as the supernatural bridge between all Horror Hall of Fame venues by conducting mystical cinema ceremonies that splice together horror experiences from different leagues, ensuring narrative continuity and authentic grindhouse atmosphere spans the entire series through sacred film magic.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Casey Howard's Reel Ritualist (#18) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Casey Howard's Reel Ritualist (#16) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs sarcastically through corn syrup blood Oh great, now I'm narrating the birth of Reel Ritualist #97? When some dead projectionist decided to splice his soul with actual film reels like he's the Phantom of the Opera meets YouTube, he created this floating celluloid nightmare that "conducts sacred film ceremonies" across venues. Because apparently we needed a spectral film editor to make this B-movie disc golf mashup even MORE pretentious. dramatic horror sting What's next, a popcorn vendor poltergeist?
adjusts vintage film projector with supernatural exasperation So the Reel Ritualist floated through Utah's courses, seeking its first director... when it spotted Casey Howard (#96768, 919-rated) perfectly executing a hyzer flip like he was choreographing a death scene! The spectral film strips whispered "CUT! That's a wrap!" But can Casey handle being both star AND director of this celluloid circus?