
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my increasingly tattered narrator outfit and sighs dramatically
Oh fantastic, another "origin story" for a checks notes ventilation pest that apparently binge-watched The Descent and thought "hold my radioactive energy drink." Because nothing says "horror icon" like a mutant rat that got too cozy with some leaked electronics and decided the ductwork was prime real estate. I'm literally narrating the birth certificate of mall vermin now - this job keeps getting weirder...
dramatically gestures at the flickering overhead lights
So there I was, watching the mall's emergency generators sputter to life when Nicholas Jennings - PDGA member 287173, rated 891 - accidentally knocked over a shopping cart while practicing his form. The crash echoed through the ventilation system, and suddenly Ventilation Vermin came scurrying out like "finally, someone with my coordination level!" The mutant rat took one look at Nick's ability to navigate tight spaces and thought "this guy gets it." But can our reluctant hero handle being rodent royalty?