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Malachi Vazquez Dizzlers
"Esoteric Ewer"
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Bag tags are a fun way to track player rankings and add a competitive edge to our disc golf league. Here's how they work:

  1. 🏷️ Tag Assignment: Each player is assigned a unique bag tag with a number and custom artwork. Lower numbers are better!
  2. 🎯 Up for Grabs: In each league event, all participating players' bag tags are "up for grabs."
  3. 📊 Ranking by Performance: After the event, bag tags are redistributed based on players' scores. The best-performing player gets the lowest-numbered tag, and so on.
  4. 🔄 Tag Exchanges: If you outperform a player with a lower-numbered tag, you'll exchange tags with them.
  5. 🛡️ Defending Your Tag: If you perform well enough to keep your current tag number or better, you've successfully "defended" your tag.
  6. ⏳ Inactive Tags: If you miss two league events in a row, you forfeit your tag.
  7. 🆕 New Players: Newcomers receive their tag at the end of the list after their first event.
🏆 Tiebreaker Rules:

In case of ties, we use the following criteria to determine tag distribution:

  1. Number of league events played in the current league (more is better)
  2. Average score across all events played in the current league (lower is better)
  3. PDGA number (lower is better)

🏁 End of Season: At the end of the season, your final bag tag will be permanently displayed on your ElevateUT Disc Golf Leagues account as a testament to your performance.

Remember, bag tags are all about friendly competition and bragging rights. Good luck, and may the best player earn the #1 tag! 🥇

Esoteric Ewer

#17

Origin Story

Forged by an ancient civilization that revered the ice phoenix as a sacred entity, the Esoteric Ewer was imbued with the mystical power to contain and channel the phoenix's frozen essence. Its creation marked a pivotal moment in the harmonious balance between the mortal realm and the mythical forces that govern Art Dye's hallowed grounds.

Properties

Carved from a single piece of translucent glacial ice, the Esoteric Ewer is eternally filled with a swirling, luminescent liquid that never diminishes or overflows. Its surface is etched with intricate glyphs and symbols that seem to shift and rearrange, leaving trails of frost in their wake.

Role

Without direct intervention, the Esoteric Ewer's presence subtly influences the frozen phenomena on the course, leaving enigmatic clues and traces that guide investigators towards unraveling the mystery of the ice phoenix's manifestation.

Current Holder

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Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 929
Division MPO
Events Played 1

Tag Details

League The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

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Malachi Vazquez
Week 1 Score: 52 Place: T12
2 days ago

Well well, looks like the Esoteric Ewer just met its match in Malachi Vazquez! Guess that phoenix-level -3 was enough to melt its icy heart. 💙 But srsly, a 943-rated round? In this economy? Vazquez is out here making the rest of us look like Happy Gilmore. Will the Ewer's frosty reception thaw out next week, or is Malachi doomed to an eternity of awkward bag tag small talk? Tune in to find out, on "The Bachelor: Art Dye Edition"! 🌹🍿

Origin Story

In a world where disc golf is a matter of life and death (or at least bragging rights), the Esoteric Ewer was born. Forged in the fires of Mount Doom (or like, a plastic mold), this legendary bag tag emerged, ready to bring balance to the course. But srsly, who comes up with this stuff? As the prophecy foretold (read: the league admin decided), the Ewer would choose its first champion (aka some rando who signed up). Will they prove worthy of its icy powers? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!