
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through vintage film grain Oh FANTASTIC, now we're creating DEITIES from abandoned parking lots! Because nothing says "cosmic horror" like a divine entity born from car exhaust fumes and stale popcorn kernels. This Drive-In Deity literally gained power by absorbing every terrible B-movie ever screened under fluorescent bug zappers - think Galactus, but instead of devouring planets, it feeds on bad dialogue and questionable special effects. dramatic horror sting The real terror? IT'S PROBABLY STILL SHOWING "PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE" ON REPEAT! Will this nostalgic nightmare force us all to watch movies from our cars like actual humans used to do?
static crackles through drive-in speakers Well, well, well... The Drive-In Deity has chosen its first mortal vessel! Chris Fox - PDGA #146115 - was apparently "divinely selected" while rating 924 points of pure B-movie destiny. Legend says he threw his disc so far into the darkness, it landed in a 1970s Camaro's cup holder! cheesy horror sting But can this fox truly handle the cosmic cheese of eternal double features?