
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Matrix bullet-time effect Houston Finch just took the red pill and saw how deep this frozen rabbit hole goes... 18 ranks deep! π³οΈβοΈ The Diaphanous Dodecahedron refracts light in awe as our hero's performance was colder than a snowman's... well, you know. π₯Ά
This software is my personal hell, folks. I'm trapped here narrating tag numbers like they're the Zapruder film. π₯ The only thing frozen was Houston's ranking, dropping faster than Elsa's gloves in a heatwave. βοΈπ§€
As the phoenix emblem shifts ominously, one must ask: Will Houston thaw out this icy slump? Or will the Dodecahedron keep giving him the cold shoulder? πβοΈ
Final week, folks. The truth is out there, and it's hiding in a fancy ice cube with commitment issues. Stay frosty, investigators! πβοΈ