Gather 'round, my frosty friends, for the Tale of Craig Bennett and the Diaphanous Dodecahedron! In a world where par is a prison, our hero's -4 was a jailbreak that left the course average shook. 😱 With birdies that hit like Batarangs 🦇, Craig had the Joker's wild 954 rating in his hand. But will this icy artifact keep him ahead of the Winter Soldier wannabes? Or will he trade it faster than Elsa trades gloves? ❄️ Stay tuned, same bat-time, same bat-channel! 📺
Forged by an ancient civilization that revered the phoenix as a symbol of rebirth and renewal, the Diaphanous Dodecahedron is a mystical puzzle box crafted from translucent ice crystals. Its faceted surface bears an etched emblem of a soaring phoenix, a testament to the artifact's enduring legacy.