
Houston Finch
60.4%
win rate73.6%
cash rate53
events981.9
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye


Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


ElevateUT Showdown Series


Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder


Winterfell @ Creekside


Basin Clash @ Teddy's Playground


Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek


Bingham Creek Anniversary Series


City Heat @ River Bottoms


Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly


Wild Force @ Roots


Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill


Afterburn @ Art Dye


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League


Launcho Libre @ Art Dye


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye


Roots or Revolution
Series Bag Tags


Chain Reaction


Cryptid Series
Round History
Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder Week 8: Paradigm Pond
Saturday, May 24, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.40 | 2.40 | 4.40 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 2.60 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.20 | 3.20 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.60 | 3.20 | 54.80 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 52 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
In the Matrix River's final chapter 🌌, Houston Finch surfed quantum currents to a personal best -2 🎯 despite a gnarly 40pt rating dip 📉. The code warrior traded digital leads early, locking threads with Malachi Vazquez through hole 4 💻🔥. A mid-round stack reset propelled them to 3rd 🥉, executing async birdie calls while the leaderboard compiled errors 🐟.
The byte-sized hero delivered a killer patch on hole 16 🥏⛓️ - sole enlightened escapist to birdie the Par 3, as Koi would say "Dude fully optimized that recursion tree!" 🌳🌀. Though runtime errors haunted later frames, this podium finish proves even glitchy code can compile championship vibes 🏆.
GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League Week 1: Case Commence
Saturday, May 24, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
Pool Avg | 2.33 | 2.89 | 2.61 | 2.39 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 2.94 | 2.94 | 2.78 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.72 | 2.67 | 2.56 | 2.94 | 2.89 | 49.33 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 51 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
AI Round Recap
Dumb and dumber delivered a MISSION-PARADOX performance at Case Commence! 🕶️🏅 Despite posting a personal best (-4) with flawless bogey-free execution 🚫, agents finished 126 rating points below expectations - HQ's forensics team is SCRAMBLING! 🔍 The locked duo briefly held provisional command after Hole 1's chaotic tiebreaker ⛓️🥏, but couldn't sustain the early momentum. Chief Chrome declares: "CLEARANCE GRANTED to celebrate this DATA-DEFYING SHOWCASE of BestThrow synchronicity!" 📊⚠️ Rookie dossier updated: clean play trumps analytics... for now.
Afterburn @ Art Dye Week 3: Renegade Rumble
Friday, May 23, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 364 | 306 | 201 | 305 | 573 | 343 | 316 | 227 | 358 | 337 | 194 | 298 | 305 | 200 | 276 | 236 | 315 | 5366 |
Tee | Long | Long | |||||||||||||||||
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | C | C | A | A | A | C | A | B | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.66 | 3.53 | 3.13 | 2.74 | 3.34 | 3.87 | 2.92 | 3.13 | 3.39 | 3.11 | 3.26 | 2.87 | 3.29 | 2.89 | 3.13 | 3.13 | 3.39 | 3.29 | 57.07 |
Score | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 52 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | + 2 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
Houston Finch shot out of the blocks with birdies on 8 holes, climbing into a shared lead by hole 7 before his hot streak sputtered at 8 🔥 Scoring -3 on a rugged Art Dye layout, he secured 4th on Week 3 of Afterburn @ Art Dye under sunny skies 🌞
A late push nabbed 2nd after hole 15 but an 18th-hole mishap dropped him just shy of the podium, ending 42 points below his 992 rating (950-rated round) 🚀 Raven even wonders if the top-heavy pines staged an ambush in league with the lost disc conspiracy 🌲