Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Malachi Vazquez
Director's Cut
Celluloid Phantom Editing the Grindhouse Epic
Can't Stop Reshooting the Scene
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from the tortured spirit of Vincent Mortis, a legendary exploitation filmmaker who died while editing his magnum opus - a grindhouse anthology that was meant to connect every horror subgenre into one cohesive nightmare. His obsessive need to perfect the final cut bound his soul to the film itself, transforming him into a reality-editing entity.
Manifests as a spectral figure composed of spliced film strips and editing equipment, constantly shifting between different film formats as it moves. Its form flickers between 16mm grain and digital clarity, with vintage splicing tools integrated into ethereal appendages that can literally cut and paste segments of reality. Film strip tendrils extend from its core, allowing it to reach across multiple venues simultaneously to edit the ongoing horror narrative.
Cuts between different league venues mid-experience, creating seamless transitions that blur the boundaries between individual horror subgenres and weaving all Horror Hall of Fame archetypes into a single, interconnected grindhouse epic.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Malachi Vazquez's Director's Cut (#1) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Malachi Vazquez's Director's Cut (#2) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Malachi Vazquez's Director's Cut (#3) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Malachi Vazquez's Director's Cut (#1) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through film grain Oh great, now I'm narrating the birth of Director's Cut #8 - because apparently Vincent Mortis couldn't just die like a normal exploitation filmmaker. Nooo, he had to bind his soul to celluloid while editing his "magnum opus." dramatic horror sting Now he's reality-splicing across venues like some twisted Avid editor. The real horror? His ghost probably still uses Final Cut Pro 7. Will his eternal quest for the perfect edit ever end? film strip flicker
adjusts phantom director's beret So Director's Cut needed its first victim—I mean, "auteur." Enter Malachi Vazquez, PDGA #162249, rated 954. Vincent's ghost sensed his cinematic potential during a particularly dramatic tree kick. "Finally," the specter wheezed, "someone who understands my vision!" Really though, can Malachi handle Vincent's endless director commentary?