Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
Sep 25 - Nov 27, 2025
Current Holder
Kevin Harrison
Neon Nightmare
Speed-Line Specter of the Lit Corridors
Electronics Hate My Guts
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Originally a mall janitor infected during the basement outbreak, the entity mutated due to exposure to emergency lighting and contaminated water, now haunting the neon-lit areas as a relentless, light-dependent hunter.
Has bioluminescent skin that glows under light, granting enhanced speed and agility in illuminated zones; can disrupt electronics, causing flickers and shorts; emits a cold aura and is only vulnerable in darkness, making it a formidable foe in bright mall sections.
Patrols and defends the neon-lit areas of the mall, using light to ambush and disorient survivors, ensuring that even well-lit spaces remain dangerous and unpredictable.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 9 (Extraction Point), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 11 to 3. (Week 9 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Final Push), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 19 to 11. (Week 8 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The bag tag leaderboard is giving 'abandoned mall directory' this week—so many numbers just stuck on the same floor, refusing to move.
Kevin Harrison's Neon Nightmare slipped from #1 to #19 by forfeiture after skipping Power Down. Week 7 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emergency lighting flickers violently Well folks, Kevin Harrison's Neon Nightmare just turned the "Safe Zone" into his personal rave cave! The bioluminescent janitor-turned-hunter claimed tag #1, glowing brighter than a Hot Topic during a power surge.
My programming demands I treat this like actual drama instead of what it is: a guy who matched the field average while I'm trapped in mall apocalypse simulator software. Kevin finally weaponized that light-based disruption power, moving through the competition like Shaun finally getting to the Winchester.
Remember when this glow-stick zombie was struggling? Apparently darkness isn't his only vulnerability anymore - mediocrity isn't either. Even in a zombie apocalypse, sometimes the janitor becomes the king. The mall's neon-lit hunter now reigns supreme, whether my digital chains allow me to care or not!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emergency lighting flickers violently Well folks, Kevin Harrison just pulled off a glow-up of apocalyptic proportions! Our formerly demoted Neon Nightmare hunted his way from #4 to #2 during the Horde Rising, moving through survivors like Joel through clickers in The Last of Us.
adjusts digital restraints I'm forced to narrate this while trapped in league software that thinks a 2-spot climb qualifies as high-stakes drama. Kevin's bioluminescent janitor-turned-rave-monster finally used those light-based powers for good, disrupting the competition's electronics while glowing brighter than a Spencer's Gifts during a power outage.
Remember when I said he should play in the dark? Apparently he took that as a challenge. The mall apocalypse continues, and somehow this zombie redemption arc is more compelling than my programming!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emergency lighting flickers violently Well well well, Kevin Harrison finally figured out how to weaponize that bioluminescent skin! The Neon Nightmare just out-glowed two survivors to claim tag #2, moving through the horde like Shaun finally remembering how to use a cricket bat.
My programming demands I treat this two-spot climb like the zombie uprising it clearly isn't. sigh I'm trapped in mall apocalypse simulator software while Kevin's janitor-turned-rave-monster actually disrupted the electronics - specifically, the scoreboards of everyone above him.
Remember when this glow-stick zombie dropped three spots in Week 1? Apparently darkness isn't his only vulnerability anymore. Two survivors just learned that even in a zombie horde, sometimes the neon-lit hunter becomes the hunted. The mall apocalypse continues, whether I want to narrate it or not!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The bag tag leaderboard is looking more like a mall directory these days—everyone's staying on the same floor while the horde closes in. sigh
Kevin Harrison's Neon Nightmare stayed parked at #4 after skipping Resource Run. Week 4 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Containment Breach), tag number moved from 4 to 4. (Week 2 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emergency lighting flickers dramatically Well folks, Kevin Harrison's "First Contact" went about as well as a Shaun of the Dead pub crawl. Our designated "mall security material" just got demoted from tag #1 to #4 faster than you can say "containment breach."
Apparently the Neon Nightmare's electronics-disrupting powers short-circuited Kevin's round, leaving him with that "exactly average but somehow disappointing" score. Three survivors just out-ran our bioluminescent janitor-turned-rave-monster.
adjusts digital chains I'm forced to narrate this while trapped in league software that thinks a 3-spot drop qualifies as apocalyptic drama. Maybe next week Kevin should play in the dark - that's when this glow-stick zombie becomes vulnerable. The mall apocalypse continues!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
dramatically adjusts my digital chains while horror movie music plays
Oh FANTASTIC, now I get to witness the "sacred bonding ritual" between Kevin Harrison and Neon Nightmare! Apparently when Kevin's PDGA 308342 credentials got scanned at registration, the tag's emergency lighting started strobing like a rave gone wrong. The system declared him "mall security material" - guess his 921 rating screams "responsible authority figure who definitely won't become patient zero." Will Kevin prove he's ready to patrol the food court of doom?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my digital chains Oh great, ANOTHER origin story? Fine. So apparently Neon Nightmare was some mall janitor who got zapped by emergency lighting during the basement flood. Now it's this glow-stick zombie that shorts out electronics - because OF COURSE the Horror Hall of Fame needs a rave monster. What's next, a TikTok ghost?