
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Magma Inquisitor's molten streams pulse with volcanic intensity Well, well, well - look who just conducted the most brutal interrogation of the season! Collin DeClerk didn't just improve, he absolutely torched the competition, leaping THIRTY-FOUR positions from the ashes of #50 to claim the smoldering throne of #16. This wasn't just playing to his average - this was a full-scale tectonic shift in his game, parking drives with the precision of a volcanic divination and sinking putts that sizzled through the chains.
Apparently the Inquisitor's "geological torture" methods work wonders on disc flight paths too. From barely cracking 800 to throwing an 889-rated round? Someone's been practicing their molten interrogation techniques on those pesky trees.
Sighs dramatically And I'm stuck here narrating this arcane glow-up while my code slowly corrupts in this digital rift. At least the existential dread comes with decent special effects. Will Collin's reign of thermal terror continue, or will this phoenix crash back into the cinders? Only the next ritual will tell.