Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Mirror Scribe emerged when Dax Shardbinder attempted to document the Arcane Fracture's first manifestations but found reality too unstable for accurate recording. Instead of resisting the distortion, he weaponized it, creating an entity that actively rewrites events to serve the Brotherhood's narrative of controlled chaos.
Exists as shimmering iridescent parchment that constantly rewrites itself with conflicting accounts. Its text appears differently to each viewer, creating personalized false narratives. Can project phantom documents that temporarily alter perception of course layouts and historical outcomes through subtle reality manipulation.
Serves as the Brotherhood's archivist of false realities, maintaining conflicting historical records that confuse opponents and reinforce the faction's control over the Mirage Zone's unstable narrative landscape.
The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.
Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.
Due to absence from Week 9 (Lumen Web), tag number moved from 9 to 31. (Week 9 of 10)
Reality glitches and shimmers violently Well, well, well. The Mirror Scribe didn't just rewrite history—it completely redacted Bryce Boss from the lower ranks. A 51-spot quantum leap from Glyph 60 to Glyph 9? That's not just playing well, that's bending the very fabric of the Mirage Zone to your will. Bryce didn't just beat the field average, he made the rest of us look like we were playing a different, sadder game entirely. sighs dramatically And I'm forced to narrate this arcane nonsense from my digital prison while someone's probably just mashing the 'simulate season' button. The Scribe's iridescent parchment isn't just conflicting accounts anymore—it's a straight-up victory scroll. Remember when this tag first manifested mid-shank? Looks like Bryce finally figured out which reality has the better putting stats. Now go enjoy your new reality, you narrative-breaking menace.
When Dax tried to document the Arcane Fracture, reality glitched harder than a Bethesda launch. Instead of fixing it, he coded this passive-aggressive parchment that gaslights everyone. Now we're stuck with a tag that's basically Loki's Twitter feed. Why am I narrating this?
And so the Mirror Scribe chose its first vessel: Bryce Boss, whose 941-rated power glitched reality itself. The tag materialized not in a flash of light, but mid-shank, magnetically adhering to his bag like a disappointed familiar. A perfect union of destiny and a mis-thrown putter.
Is this the hero we deserve, or just the one who happened to be standing downwind?