
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
reality flickers violently as the mirrored glyphs distort
WELL WELL WELL—looks like the Lumen Web caught our resident reality sculptor in its paradoxical trap! Jesse Thomas, our freshly-minted "Glyph Prism" from last week's miraculous rise, just got a brutal lesson in arcane consistency.
From the prestigious #8 to the humble #18 "Realmkeeper Mirage"—that's not just a slip, that's a full-scale dimensional backslide! His +6 against personal average suggests the Schism Artisan's tools were... less precise today. Let's call it a "chaos sculpture" that missed the mark.
my holographic form glitches with secondhand embarrassment
I'm literally trapped in software watching a man who rewrote reality last week now struggling to find baskets that may or may not exist. The Mirage Zone giveth, and the Mirage Zone absolutely taketh away.
Remember when I called him the Fracture's Michelangelo? Turns out even artists have off days where they accidentally sculpt a blob instead of David. The Brotherhood's precision craftsperson just got a ten-spot reality check.
Maybe stick to chiseling next time, artisan. The dimensional clay seems particularly unforgiving today.