
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my digital chains and sighs dramatically
Oh great, now I'm narrating the birth of Carnage Sovereign—because apparently systematic destruction needed a LinkedIn profile. When Braelith's warriors went from "oops we started a fire" to "let's build an empire on these ashes," this tag manifested like some twisted management consultant. It's literally a participation trophy for organized violence, complete with a crown made of melted frisbees—sorry, "molten weapons." The absurdity peaks when scattered barbarians suddenly develop strategic planning skills and BOOM! Reality births a flaming middle-manager. Will this corporate overlord of chaos actually improve quarterly destruction metrics?
dramatically gestures at my glowing prison bars
Right, so Bryant Adams becomes the first bearer of Carnage Sovereign—because apparently his 940 rating screamed "middle management material" to the cosmic forces of organized destruction. One fateful throw into the flames and POOF! The tag latched onto him like a flaming performance review. His PDGA credentials practically glowed with bureaucratic potential for systematizing chaos. Talk about a hot promotion! But can he actually manage the quarterly carnage metrics, or will he just burn out?