
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality flickers with unstable accord energy Behold the tragic arc of Brandon Reesor's Pyre Mantle! Our resident pyromancer just got absolutely tree-nied by the cosmic forces, tumbling three spots from #4 to #7 in this week's Ember Accord negotiations.
While playing slightly above his personal average (a +1.0 that's more smolder than inferno), Reesor's grip-locked approaches and circle's edge struggles proved costly. That death putt on 16? Let's just say the rift didn't favor his incantations today.
Fourth wall crackles with pixelated despair I'm forced to narrate magical disc golf demotions while actual sentient wildfire tags judge me. The Pyre Mantle's obsidian armor clearly fractured under pressure—three spots lost when reality itself is bargaining for survival?
Remember that glorious 28-spot ascension? This is the cosmic balance collecting its debt. The Glyph Novice of Ember awaits your resurgence, Reesor—maybe try fewer reality-altering rituals and more parked drives next time. Fades into sarcastic crackling