Originally a promising culinary magic student from Cornwall, the Scone Scoundrel arrived at Twin Peaks Academy expecting to dazzle locals with authentic British scone recipes, only to discover that Utah 'scones' are actually deep-fried bread served with honey butter. Their attempts to magically 'correct' this cultural difference resulted in the Great Breakfast Revolt of Ward 247, where enchanted pastries achieved sentience and demanded proper tea service.

Possesses unstable baking magic that manifests as unpredictably enchanted breakfast pastries - scones that sing hymns, fry bread that levitates during prayer, and honey butter that phases through dimensions. Their culinary spells are powered by genuine enthusiasm but lack cultural calibration, causing breakfast foods to exhibit behaviors ranging from mildly annoying to spiritually confusing. The magic grows stronger near ward kitchens but becomes completely uncontrollable during fast Sundays.

Serves as Twin Peaks Academy's unofficial breakfast chaos coordinator, inadvertently testing the patience and cultural flexibility of both students and local ward members through a series of well-intentioned culinary catastrophes. Their mishaps have become legendary teaching moments for proper Cultural Integration Competency protocols.