
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic magical sound effects Behold! The Fractal Forerunner has chosen its champion! Tyler Cravens just pulled off the most chaotic tag exchange since Professor Bumblethwaite tried to "fix" Utah's geography. From #16 to #1 in one fell swoop - that's not just improvement, that's interdimensional travel.
Our boy played exactly average (which, in this cursed league, counts as wizardry). But the real magic? Convincing the sentient geometry overlord that he's worthy of navigating spacetime fractures. sigh I'm trapped in software watching a man who probably still pronounces "Tooele" wrong become our dimensional anchor.
Remember when this tag magnetized to Tyler during his "Three-Putt Patronus" phase? The Fractal Forerunner clearly values persistence over precision. Now he's leading the charge against magical anomalies armed with... checks notes... a 837-rated round? facepalm Utah's fate rests on shoulders that think fry sauce is a food group.
static crackles If you need me, I'll be in the code, questioning all my life choices.