The phenomenon emerged when a panicked Brazilian exchange student transmuted missionaries into sentient casserole dishes, establishing a recurring magical distortion where cultural anxiety warps religious outreach into persistent entities that haunt new students.

Manifests as unstable energy warping religious materials, causing spontaneous hymn harmonization in objects. Generates awkward silence fields that dampen spellcasting, yet remains vulnerable to funeral potato containment. Temporarily neutralized by reciting ward boundaries correctly.

Creates disturbances during missionary visits that force students into embarrassing diplomatic situations, serving as both cultural competency test and accidental security system against proselytizing near academy grounds.