
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitchy sigh Oh look, the Mirage Puppeteer's favorite chew toy just ripped a 40-spot tear in the fabric of our precious "arcane hierarchy." Skyler Kunz, our 876-rated illusion enthusiast, somehow turned a +10 vs personal performance into a quantum leap up the rankings. checks digital clipboard Wait, no, that math doesn't—static distortion—oh right, we're in the Chaos Twin episode where reality actively lies.
While mere mortals would crumble under double-digit strokes over their average, Skyler weaponized those bogies like some kind of reverse-psychology jedi mind trick. The Fracture clearly vibes with this energy, rewarding terrible play with a Glyph 10 sigil that now pulses with the same confused energy as my existence.
static flicker Fun fact: This is the largest single-week climb since the Arcane Fracture opened. Coincidence? Or is the Mirage Puppeteer just REALLY into underdogs? Either way, enjoy your shiny new holographic nightmare, Skyler. Try not to blink—knowing this season, it'll probably turn back into a pumpkin.