FUNDRAISER @ DRAGONFLY! JUN 6th.

FUNDRAISER @ DRAGONFLY! JUN 6th.

27 hole ace race with 2 player pack discs.

Help us raise funds for improvements to the course in anticipation of USWDGC and have fun doing it! Player pack is 2 lab seconds courtesy of MVP. CTPs on every hole, ace pot. Choose your own card flex start.

Tag #9

Twoesday Teton Trials

Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025

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Brandon Schrank

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Gelatin Grasshopper

High Concept

Lime-Gelatin Embodiment of Cultural Confusion

Trouble

Suspended Fruit Teleportation Mishaps

Supporting Aspects
Wobbling Casserole Levitation Bewildered By Fry Sauce Jiggles With Nervous Energy

Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025

Born from a catastrophic Cultural Integration Competency exam where a homesick international student attempted to transfigure traditional pudding into Utah's sacred green Jello with suspended fruit, accidentally infusing the mixture with raw magical energy and their own desperate longing to understand local customs. The resulting entity emerged from the academy's kitchen in a shower of lime-flavored sparks, immediately demonstrating both remarkable magical potential and complete inability to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily suspend fruit in gelatin.

Manifests as a translucent, lime-green creature with the bouncy, unstable consistency of improperly set Jello, constantly shifting between solid and liquid states depending on its emotional stability. Its magical abilities are formidable but completely impractical - it can levitate entire casserole dishes but cannot prevent them from wobbling catastrophically, and its teleportation magic invariably deposits suspended fruit in random locations throughout the academy. The entity's magical aura fluctuates wildly, creating rainbow prismatic effects that are beautiful but make it impossible to maintain the dignified presentation expected at proper ward potlucks.

Serves as the academy's unofficial mascot for Cultural Integration struggles, appearing whenever students attempt gelatin-based magic or face particularly challenging potluck scenarios. Its chaotic but well-intentioned interventions often make situations worse before they improve, teaching students that mastering Utah culture requires patience, humility, and acceptance that some mysteries - like the appeal of Jello salad - may never be fully understood by outsiders.

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Pool Potluck Practitioners

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