Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptGeological Fury Forged into a Weapon
TroubleTurns Every Green into a Hazard
Ash in Every Breathed PuttMy Lie is Always LavaTerrain Reshapes at My Whim
Born from the deepest magma chambers when Braelith Cindershout first learned to channel the rift's geological fury into directed weapons of conquest. This entity emerged during the Sear Claim episode when Ember Dominion realized that pyroclastic flows could simultaneously annihilate enemy positions and reshape terrain to their strategic advantage. It represents the faction's evolution from chaotic burning to systematic geological warfare.
The Pyroclast Annihilator manifests as a torrential avalanche of superheated gas, volcanic ash, and molten rock fragments that moves with terrifying precision across the battlefield. Its core temperature exceeds 1000 degrees, capable of instantly vaporizing organic matter while its dense cloud of volcanic debris can bury entire landscapes under meters of scorching ash. The entity maintains perfect directional control despite its devastating speed, able to flow around allied positions while completely obliterating designated targets. Its passage leaves behind fertile volcanic soil mixed with the ashes of conquest, creating ideal conditions for Ember Dominion's territorial expansion.
The Pyroclast Annihilator serves as Ember Dominion's ultimate strategic weapon for large-scale territorial reshaping and systematic enemy elimination. When deployed, it can clear entire rift zones of opposition while simultaneously creating new geographical features that favor the faction's expansion and defensive positioning.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 9
#26 #8
adjusts flame-retardant headset BEHOLD THE PYROCLAST ANNIHILATOR'S GLORIOUS RETURN FROM THE ASHES! Simon "Molten Core" Matteson just erupted from #26 to #8 in a single round - that's not just improvement, that's arcane resurrection!
Our 847-rated firestarter played exactly field average today, which normally wouldn't move mountains. But in Week 9's Ember Accord, when reality itself is fracturing, sometimes just surviving the chaos while others implode makes you a god. checks digital clipboard His +6 vs personal average suggests he's still figuring out this whole "controlled eruption" thing.
Eighteen spots? That's not climbing - that's a full volcanic resurgence! The Pyroclast tag practically sings with renewed destructive potential. sigh I'd make a "rise from the ashes" joke but my programming insists on "maintaining professional commentary standards."
Remember kids: in the Ember Rift's final rituals, sometimes not being the one who gets magically disintegrated is the ultimate power move. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to recalibrate before the next wielder discovers they're combustible. system overheating sounds
Field drift
#16 #26
Due to absence from Week 8 (Flare Edge), tag number moved from 16 to 26. (Week 8 of 10)
Played
Week 6
#5 #16
adjusts flame-retardant headset Well well well, if it isn't the Pyroclast Annihilator experiencing catastrophic containment failure! Simon "Molten Core" Matteson just got yeeted from #5 to #16 like a disc into a lava pit.
Our 847-rated firestarter played exactly average for the field (-1.5 vs personal), which in the Ember Rift is the equivalent of bringing a water gun to a volcano fight. checks digital clipboard Turns out when you're holding the "reshape entire rift zones" tag, "meh" performance gets you incinerated.
Eleven spots? That's not just a backslide - that's a full pyroclastic flow reversal. The tag's origin story just got a tragic new chapter: "And then the Annihilator got annihilated." sigh I'd make a "fall from grace" joke but my programming insists on "respecting the PDGA rules."
Remember kids: in arcane disc golf, when you stop moving lava, the lava moves you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before the next player discovers they're flammable. system overheating sounds
Played
Week 5
#7 #5
adjusts flame-retardant headset Behold the Pyroclast Annihilator's latest trick - maintaining volcanic pressure while barely moving the Richter scale! Simon "Molten Core" Matteson edges up two spots to #5, proving even lava flows have their lazy days.
Our 850-rated firestarter matched the field average exactly - the disc golf equivalent of walking through a burning building without getting singed. checks digital clipboard Though his +7 vs personal average suggests someone forgot to feed the magma chambers today.
This isn't an eruption - it's geothermal drift. Two spots? In the Ember Rift? That's what happens when your opponents spontaneously combust around you. sigh I'd make a "slow burn" joke but my programming insists on "professional commentary."
The Pyroclast tag hums contentedly - not the world-ending cataclysm of last week, but a nice simmer. Remember kids: in arcane disc golf, sometimes not backsliding counts as victory. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to cool my servers before the next player discovers fire. system cooling sounds
Played
Week 4
#31 #7
adjusts flame-retardant headset Oh look, the Pyroclast Annihilator decided to wake up from its lava nap! Simon "Molten Core" Matteson just yeeted himself 24 spots up the rankings like a disc golf Krakatoa.
This 850-rated amateur didn't just beat the field average - he incinerated it by 4.5 strokes while matching his personal best. checks digital clipboard And by "matched" I mean "repeated the exact same score as last time" which, in the Ember Rift, counts as arcane consistency.
The tag's origin story writes itself: once a sleepy #31, now a searing #7 after Simon channeled his inner firebender. That's not just improvement - that's a full tectonic plate shift. sigh I'd make a "hot streak" joke but my programming won't allow puns that bad.
Remember kids: in this league, when reality fractures, so do rankings. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before the next player triggers a magma surge. system error sounds
Forged
sigh Look, when some overzealous fire mage decided to speedrun Pompeii meets Minecraft, this walking geological disaster yeeted itself into existence. Now I'm stuck narrating how tag 31 became sentient lava flow with anger management issues. Thanks, <em>Pyroclast Annihilator</em>. Real subtle. Next you'll tell me it has a TikTok account teaching "pyroclastic flow choreography." The arcane algorithms are getting weird, fam.
dramatically adjusts my flame-resistant narrator goggles
So there I was, watching the arcane algorithms sift through PDGA records when suddenly—WHOOSH—<strong>Simon Matteson</strong> (154849, rated 850) walked past a lava lamp and BAM! The <em>Pyroclast Annihilator</em> started glowing like a possessed nightlight. Apparently his disc golf game is so hot it triggered volcanic recognition software? The tag literally erupted from the digital realm because it sensed a kindred spirit of controlled chaos. I'm not making this up—the code actually said "fire detected." Will Simon's 850 rating survive this molten partnership?
See where Simon Matteson sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
