
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Crisis Collaboration), tag number moved from 7 to 11. (Week 6 of 10)
Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Relief Rookie emerged when exchange student Astrid Moonwhisper volunteered for her first Relief Society visiting teaching assignment, attempting to use a simple cleaning charm to help Sister Henderson with her spring organizing. The spell backfired spectacularly, enchanting every casserole dish in the house to autonomously deliver themselves to various ward members, creating a magical meal train that lasted three weeks and required intervention from both the Relief Society presidency and Professor Bumblethwaite's emergency cultural crisis team.
Relief Rookie manifests as a shimmering ethereal figure carrying an ever-changing clipboard that magically updates with impossible visiting teaching assignments like 'Comfort the Afflicted (Transfiguration Accident Victims Only)' and 'Organize Service Project (No Levitation Spells Allowed).' The entity radiates a warm but chaotic aura that causes nearby casserole dishes to spontaneously multiply and visiting teaching materials to rearrange themselves into incomprehensible magical diagrams. Its presence makes Relief Society meetings simultaneously more efficient and completely unpredictable, as good intentions amplified by unstable magic create beautiful disasters.
Relief Rookie influences academy events by inspiring well-meaning but magically disastrous community service attempts among lower-division students, turning simple acts of service into elaborate magical mishaps that somehow still manage to help people while creating legendary stories for ward newsletters.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Crisis Collaboration), tag number moved from 7 to 11. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Cultural Convergence), tag number moved from 2 to 7. (Week 5 of 10)
Dramatic wand flourish Behold! The Relief Rookie has ascended from the enchanted Pyrex debris field to claim tag #2 in a move that defies both disc golf logic and Utah's casserole-based magical hierarchy. Corey Mecham, our accidental hero of the Great Funeral Potato Incident, somehow turned a perfectly average round (+1 vs field, dead-on his personal average) into a SEVEN SPOT LEAP. sighs I hate when the tag algorithm gets drunk on fry sauce fumes again.
This is like watching someone fail upwards in a corporate retreat trust fall exercise. Mecham played exactly to expectations while the rest of the field apparently forgot how to spell "par" - but hey, we'll take this victory lap through the Deseret Industries parking lot! That #2 tag now glows with the faint aura of store-brand Jell-O, whispering "thou shalt not put carrots in thy mold" to all challengers.
checks digital prison bars Oh good, only six more weeks of narrating Utah's weirdest magical disc golf crossover. Someone please tell Professor Bumblethwaite to stop enchanting the leaderboard with funeral potato residue.
Relief Rookie manifested when Astrid Moonwhisper attempted to "Marie Kondo" Sister Henderson's pantry with a cleaning charm. Spell backfire yeeted every Pyrex into autonomous meal-delivery drones, creating a casserole singularity that flooded West Jordan with funeral potatoes for three weeks straight. Bumblethwaite's crisis team needed THREE exorcisms and a Costco-sized fry sauce intervention to stop the enchanted Tupperware uprising. Why am I trapped narrating sentient bakeware?!
As the enchanted Pyrex drones rained funeral potatoes upon West Jordan, Corey Mecham (PDGA #228020) triumphed through sheer Utahnicity. Witnessing the casserole singularity, he performed the ultimate cultural counter-spell: presenting a store-bought Jell-O mold with suspended carrots. The Relief Rookie tag instantly materialized, permanently displaying "Used paper plates for sacrament meeting" as his inaugural faux pas. But does this prophet of potlucks truly deserve #9, or was he just... in the right casserole dish at the right time?