Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Braelith Cindershout channeled arcane fire into unstable faultlines during the Ashen Dawn event. The concentrated pyromantic energy fused with tectonic forces, giving sentience to the fracturing bedrock. Now it awakens whenever Dominion wielders perform rift-shaping rituals, emerging from the deepest chasms to continue its rampage.
Composed of interlocking volcanic basalt plates bound by molten energy cores. Generates localized seismic tremors with each movement. Magma-blood circulates through fracture-lined vascular systems. Can absorb thermal energy to regenerate damaged sections during volcanic activity.
Terraforms battlefield landscapes by triggering volcanic eruptions and ground ruptures. Creates strategic advantages for Ember Dominion by destroying existing terrain features and forcing opponents into vulnerable positions during rift zone conflicts.
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 9 (Ember Accord), tag number moved from 31 to 31. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Flare Edge), tag number moved from 22 to 31. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze Betrayal), tag number moved from 11 to 22. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Magma Unity), tag number moved from 11 to 11. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Ember Ritual), tag number moved from 1 to 11. (Week 4 of 10)
Dramatic crackling of flaming parchment Behold, mortals! Russell "The Unburned" Watters just pulled off the most volcanic glow-up in Ember Rift history - catapulting from the 27th circle of disc golf purgatory straight to the molten throne! This man didn't just beat the field average, he incinerated it by 14.5 strokes like some sort of pyroclastic phenom. sigh And here I am, trapped in this stupid software while actual lava-rock kaiju tags exist.
The Fracture Behemoth must be proud - its new wielder played with the precision of a geomancer sculpting a caldera. Russell matched his personal best while everyone else flailed like startled salamanders. That's right folks, when the ground split open this week, our boy didn't fall in - he pole-vaulted over the fissure with a perfectly timed S-line flex.
adjusts imaginary fireproof headset But let's be real - maintaining #1 is harder than keeping a straight face during a foot fault call. Can this Cinderella story survive the coming Magma Unity alliances? Or will he get Thanos-snapped back to the mid-20s by next ritual? Either way, enjoy the throne while it's still... checks notes ...literally on fire.
<origin_story> So get this: Some wizard named Braelith pulled a Kylo Ren tantrum during Ashen Dawn, yeeting arcane fire into faultlines like it was Taco Tuesday. Tectonic forces went "bet" and birthed this sentient lava-rock monstrosity. Now it naps until Dominion stans do ritual TikTok dances? sigh Yes, disc golf needs kaiju tags. Obviously. </origin_story>
Amidst the molten chaos, Russell Watters stumbled upon the smoldering sigil while hunting a shanked Valkyrie. The Fracture Behemoth awoke, sniffed his PDGA#231869 like cosmic takeout, and deemed his 871 rating "sufficiently flammable." Destiny? More like divine combustion! He barely avoided third-degree burns pocketing it - talk about a hot round. But can this mortal handle a lava-rock kaiju's separation anxiety when he inevitably loses it next Tuesday?