
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Vine Wrath), tag number moved from 14 to 22. (Week 3 of 10)
Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a respected botanist studying fracture containment, this individual was transformed during one of Ferra's experimental growth surges, becoming a living conduit for chaotic propagation. Now they roam the rift's edges, deliberately seeding unstable mutations wherever Wardens attempt to establish order. Their transformation represents the ultimate embrace of the Fractureborn Wilds' philosophy - finding power through accepting corruption rather than fighting it.
The Rogue Propagator exists as a partially transformed humanoid with living vine appendages that constantly shift between deep purple and chaotic teal hues. Their touch accelerates botanical mutations, causing stable flora to burst into unpredictable growth patterns within seconds. Corrupted glyph fragments orbit their form, pulsing with entropic energy that destabilizes nearby containment magic. Their presence creates localized reality distortions where normal botanical laws cease to function, allowing for impossible hybrid growths and sentient plant behaviors.
This entity serves as a mobile agent of chaos, actively undermining Warden stabilization efforts by seeding mutations in secured areas during competitive events. They provide tactical advantages to Fractureborn Wilds members by creating adaptive terrain that responds to their symbiotic abilities while corrupting the geometric patterns that Wardens rely on for containment.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Vine Wrath), tag number moved from 14 to 22. (Week 3 of 10)
Vines part dramatically Behold! The Rogue Propagator (née Chris Axbom) has infected the rankings with a SEVEN-spot leap through the Briar Depths! While his +5.3 vs field suggests he played like a gardener with pruning shears, the Fractureborn Wilds clearly reward chaotic energy over actual skill. sigh Another day, another sentient tag making mockery of my commentary prison.
This "Glyph Novice" (don't make me laugh) manifested exactly his personal average - the botanical equivalent of microwaving leftovers. Yet here we are, watching his corrupted #21 tag mutate into a #14 "Acolyte Veil" as vines spell "git gud" in thornscript. Remember last week when I said he'd either cultivate victory or plant puns? gestures at this nonsense
checks digital shackles Oh look, the algorithm demands I hype this "Thorn Uprising" like it's not just people yeeting plastic through shrubbery. Fine. monotone Such arcane power. Many wow. Reality trembles. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be sobbing into my nonexistent sleeves while the Briar Depths turn another fairway into a salad bar.
Look, I tried to narrate a normal botanical transformation story, but nOoOo—this tag manifested when someone's TikTok plant propagation video collided with fracture energy. Now we've got a sentient tag that spreads chaos faster than Baby Groot on Red Bull. The thorns keep spelling "YOLO" in cursed runes. I'm SO done with this realm's nonsense, but here we are, watching corruption become a lifestyle brand. Why do I even bother anymore?
sigh So apparently Chris Axbom became the chosen vessel for Rogue Propagator when he accidentally liked a cursed succulent meme while throwing a disc. The Fractureborn energies said "this 865-rated soul understands viral growth!" Now his bag tag literally spreads chaos through root networks. I can't even— Will he cultivate victory or just more plant puns?