The entity coalesced when Professor Bumblethwaite's mountain translocation infused Oquirrh quartz veins with prophetic energies. During a Sunday closure crisis, a panicked divination spell from a geology student backfired into the mineral strata, merging mountain consciousness with suburban survival instincts to form this oracle.

Quartz-veined skin emits geomantic auras that crystallize during prophecies. Can subtly shift terrain contours during Sunday closures but causes retail district tremors. Voice vibrates at frequencies only audible near Utah cultural landmarks. Vulnerable to land development spells which fracture its connection to mineral consciousness. Generates Jello-like energy fields when processing potluck prophecies.

Predicts magical fractures by reading mineral stress in the Oquirrh Mountains while translating suburban rituals into prophetic models. Mentors students in decoding cultural omens and advises faculty on balancing ward boundary spells with neighborhood covenants.