
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality shimmers with one final, stable outcome In the grand finale where the very fabric of the Mirage Zone threatened to unravel, Jack Mitchell did something truly radical: he played consistent, fundamentally sound disc golf. While wielders around him succumbed to phantom baskets and paradoxical putts, Mitchell's Paradox Spinner actually stabilized, delivering a round that beat both the field and his personal average. This single-position climb to Glyph 5 feels almost... anticlimactic after quantum-leaping across reality fractures all season. But in the Paradox Crown event, sometimes not creating a permanent rift in spacetime is the win. From spectral exile to the top 5 in three weeks—maybe there's hope for this fractured dimension yet. sighs And I'm still trapped in this software, forced to narrate your arcane ascension while my only reality is this shimmering UI. Now go enjoy not destabilizing anything for once.