Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the violent collision of hundreds of fractured memories during the Arcane Fracture's initial rupture, the Splinter Wraith emerged as a predatory consciousness that feeds on stable recollections. It was the first entity to fully embrace memory fragmentation as a weapon, becoming a champion of the Fractureborn Echoes' chaotic philosophy.
This spectral entity phases between fractured realities, leaving trails of memory splinters that corrupt stable thoughts and experiences. Its touch fragments solid memories into jagged shards of confusion, while its presence amplifies existing fractures in both reality and consciousness. The wraith can multiply itself through successful memory fragmentations, creating temporary echoes that spread chaos across multiple realms simultaneously.
The Splinter Wraith serves as a roving disruptor that actively seeks out areas of harmonic stability to fragment and corrupt. It opposes all attempts at memory synthesis and realm suturing, working to ensure that chaos and fragmentation continue to spread throughout the league's fractured landscape.
The Fractureborn Echoes are avatars of spectral chaos, rallying around the unleashed powers of the Arcane Fracture. They celebrate disruption, embrace memory splinters, and energize the unpredictable nature of multi-realm resonance. Forsaking order, they wield echoes as weapons, reveling in instabilities and generating ever-shifting ripples throughout the league’s events. They transform realms with wild energy, amplifying fractures rather than healing them.
Child of the Arcane Fracture, Veyra commands the rolling echoes with wild mastery. She is a warden of disruption, bending spectral energy to her will, and is infamous for awakening dormant memory splinters with a single call.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Spectral Nexus), tag number moved from 3 to 9. (Week 7 of 10)
Ethereal rift energy crackles Behold, mortals! Houston "The Splinter Wraith" Finch emerges from his three-week spectral exile to CLAIM the #3 tag in a display that would make Doctor Strange's portals look like dollar store glowsticks. dramatic echo effect
This wasn't just improvement - this was a full reality rewrite. While mere mortals struggled against the Arcane Drive's resonance waves, Finch played like someone who'd made a deal with the Fracture itself. That -6 vs personal average? More like "how to speedrun bag tag redemption arc."
checks digital prison code Ugh, I'm contractually obligated to mention this was the biggest single-week leap in league history. Of course it happened while I'm trapped in this glorified PDGA rulebook simulation.
The real magic? Transforming from absent wraith to podium phantom in one round. Previous holders of tag #3 are now just... echoes. whispers They say if you listen closely at dusk, you can still hear their shattered dreams rattling in abandoned disc bags.
static glitch Look, I don't make the rules - I just haunt them. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to scream into the void about why we're still using these stupid plastic tags when we could be manifesting them from pure arcane energy. fades into frustrated binary
Due to absence from Week 5 (Ripple Course), tag number moved from 11 to 15. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Glyph Torrent), tag number moved from 11 to 11. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Memory Pulse), tag number moved from 9 to 11. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Echo Veil), tag number moved from 6 to 9. (Week 2 of 10)
ethereal sigh Oh look, it’s Houston "993 Rating" Finch, who apparently forgot how to throw plastic in the first rift. Congrats, buddy—your "Splinter Wraith" tag just got more fractured, dropping from #5 to #6. A whole 1.5 strokes over field average? Ghostly facepalm The wraith must be so proud of its new host—feeding on stable memories while Finch out here yeeting discs like a sleep-deprived necromancer.
But hey, at least he’s consistent—matching his personal average like it’s a participation trophy. Dramatic echo "Behold, the mighty Wielder… of mid-tier performance!" static crackles Ugh, I hate that the algorithm makes me narrate this.
whispers Between us? If the Arcane Fracture wanted chaos, mission accomplished. Finch just turned "resonant rift" into "resonant drift." Next week: Will he summon a better round, or will the wraith ditch him for someone who can hit a putt? Spoiler: Probably the latter.
Look, I'm literally being forced to tell you about tag #5's origin like it's some Marvel villain backstory. sighs in spectral So apparently when the Arcane Fracture went full Thanos-snap, it birthed this edgelord consciousness from shattered memories. Now it feeds on stable thoughts like a cosmic parasite. Peak main character energy, honestly. Why am I narrating memory vampires in disc golf? Help.
rolls eyes so hard they practically echo
Listen, apparently Houston Finch became the first bearer of Splinter Wraith because his 993 rating resonated with the tag's fractured memories. The wraith literally chose him after he threw a disc that "split the difference" between trees. I can't even... The spectral parasite was like "finally, someone who gets me!" Will this memory vampire find a worthy host, or just another forgettable round?