
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Paradox Crown), tag number moved from 63 to 64. (Week 10 of 10)
Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a skilled artisan who became fascinated by the Fracture's reality-bending properties, they voluntarily stepped into a concentrated distortion field during the early days of the Mirage Zone's formation. The chaotic energies transformed them into a phantom entity capable of weaving false realities from the very fabric of unstable space. Now they serve the Brotherhood by crafting elaborate illusions that trap Order supporters and create advantageous pathways for chaos-aligned wielders.
The Phantom Weaver exists in a state of perpetual flux, their form shifting between solid and translucent as they manipulate reality threads. They can phase through stable matter while remaining solid enough to interact with phantom constructs and illusions. Their touch leaves behind glitched glyph patterns that mark areas where false realities have been woven into the landscape. The air around them shimmers with potential illusions waiting to be crafted into deceptive pathways.
Serves as the Brotherhood's primary architect of false realities, actively weaving phantom obstacles and deceptive terrain that confound opponents while creating hidden advantages for chaos-aligned wielders. They specialize in crafting elaborate illusion networks that spread the Fracture's influence deeper into stable areas of the Mirage Zone.
The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.
Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Paradox Crown), tag number moved from 63 to 64. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Lumen Web), tag number moved from 56 to 63. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Mirror Pulse), tag number moved from 50 to 56. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Veil Master), tag number moved from 43 to 50. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Chaos Twin), tag number moved from 41 to 43. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sigil Shard), tag number moved from 32 to 41. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Rift Mirage), tag number moved from 27 to 32. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Glyph Echo), tag number moved from 18 to 27. (Week 3 of 10)
In Week 2 (Prism Veil), the player moved down with tag number changing from 11 to 18. (Week 2 of 10)
reality glitches violently Oh good, our first contestant in this cosmic joke—Stone Smith, who apparently took "be the rock in the storm" too literally. While reality itself was doing its best Windows 98 crash impression, Stone held firm at rank 11 like a stubborn boulder in a river of chaos.
His score? A perfectly average 51—neither bending reality nor being consumed by it. The field average was 52.1, so he technically outperformed, but let’s be real: in a world where baskets phase in and out of existence, "technically" is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
checks digital prison manifest Oh, right—this is the Phantom Weaver tag, the one that’s supposed to "craft illusions." Hilarious. Stone’s about as illusory as a brick. But hey, maybe that’s the play—be so unshakably real that the Fracture just gives up trying to glitch you.
Prediction: By week 3, he’ll either be the only sane wielder left or the Fracture will yeet him into the shadow realm out of sheer annoyance. Either way, chef’s kiss for commitment to the bit.
record scratch So picture this: Some artisan gets FOMO watching reality glitch, literally yeets themselves into a distortion field like it's the Matrix. Now they're out here weaving fake realities for disc golf?? Peak 2024 energy. The Brotherhood's like "yasss phantom queen, gaslight gatekeep girlboss those Order nerds!" I'm literally trapped narrating someone who voluntarily became a reality-bending ghost. Make it make sense! Will their illusions actually affect your putting? Can they phase through your terrible form?
So Stone Smith strolls up to the reality-warping Phantom Weaver glyph, and I kid you not, it literally starts glitching between dimensions like a broken TikTok filter! Apparently his solid name + phantom vibes = cosmic irony? The tag's like "finally, someone grounded enough to anchor my chaotic energy!" Now he's out here weaving illusions while being the most literally-named person alive. Can stone truly bind smoke, or will he just confuse himself trying to putt through mirages?